Sunday, October 30, 2005

Mad en!

Well deary deary me!
I would love to tell you all about my weekend, but unfortunately it is all a bit of a blur!! After going out and getting hammered in the clube (a la clubeee) on Friday night, (now been put off for the next couple of months!) Lots of stella and blackcurrant resulted in my waking up at 9am on Saturday morning with half of a pizza on my face. Had to then go to work on Saturday still half cut and then as I am a gluten for punishment, decided to go out with Richard and his mates last night to Newcastle. Needless to say, stella was not on the menu and I had to pursue drinkage very carefully (spensive cocktails from revolution!) and then after purchasing a chicken tikka subway, I stumbled home, bitchy at my side and we fell fast asleep! Sooo after overspending around 200 pound already after only been paid on Friday, everything is lookin a lil bit grim! Admittedly, twas great last night tho! :)

Should be getting shower and sink this weekend... I was attempting to get a new bathroom put in by the council so told a fib that there was a crack in my toilet basin... at 7am on Friday I remembered that I needed to attempt to slightly crack it to ensure free toilet! So, I got the hammer out and ended up with a totally smashed gammy toilet... Looking back it was quite funny although I wasnt amused so early in the morning... I thought it a little unfair to be honest! So I rang the council and convinced myself it was their fault..Said I had had a professional plumber out who had just tapped it to show me why it needed replacing and that it had resulted in smashage... Bastards have still only given me a new toilet though so am gonna buy my own effing sink! Then I can buy me carpets! (CONNA WAIT!! How sad am I)

How boring is this entry.. Am i bothered tho... but am I bothered? Me? Bothered?! NO!!


Oooh... bit of goss.. Think im meetin the in laws in the next week and a bit... after 3....1......2........3.......AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! xx

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

After been awake since 3am last night, I think it was quite understandable that by 8pm last night, I was feeling as if I was knocking on heavens door! The result was my rather brave attempt at eating my dinner and spilling half of it down all of my work clothes while mumbling answers to questions from Richards friends about my holiday! It feels like an absolute lifetime that I was there now and I demand to go back!!! ... Erm... Im still ere... lets try another tactic... *clicks red ruby slippers* "Theres no place like Phuket, No place like Phuket, NO PLACE LIKE PHUKET!!!"..... Oh fuck it, I better get ready for work!

Was allowed to announce my movement within work yesterday. Turns out everyone knew anyway but I have now arranged my leaving do!!

Oooh.. doors just gone.. Ive had a mysterious letter that has been sent recorded delivery for my ex... Hmm... Do I open it.. Do I not?? Hmmm...

Right better go... Dont spose anyone knows where I have put my bag do they? I cant find it anywhere and its got me MP3 in there! :( xxxx

Tuesday, October 25, 2005


another nice temple Posted by Picasa

This was a photo spot.. Me and richard decided not to do the typical "Im holding this building up as well" kind of pose like all of the chinese tourists embarrassingly did and opted for a simple .. SMILE!!! :)  Posted by Picasa

some more random buddhist temples..  Posted by Picasa

Intzy didnt appear to mind the flight at all... Posted by Picasa

And cheers to u too Richie... :) xx Posted by Picasa

Thai Fashion sense = Nil Poi..  Posted by Picasa

me bitchy on a boat trip we went on.. Posted by Picasa

View straight from our villa... Gowgeous!! Posted by Picasa

fishes going mental mental chicken oriental in the water (cant say I blame em, I wouldnt be too impressed swimming in that shit all day... we were informed while there that people brush their teeth in it.. WRONG!!)  Posted by Picasa

can u say.. orange?!!? Me extremely burnt!! Posted by Picasa

Simialr to the shitty boat we were on in a day trip in Bangkok! Posted by Picasa

Me hol...

Aww...well im back... Feeling absolutely fantastic considering ive been awake since 3am this morning (but 9am Phuket time!!) and ive got to be at work for 10am!!

To keep it short and sweet, the holiday was absolutely fantastic (except for the brush with death that I had on one of the flights back that left me blubbering like a wreck!) We soon sorted it though with two sleeping tablets from a shop I had been to just outside of a supermarket (I think she told me to take half a tablet every six hours...I took 2 tablets before the flight from Bangkok to London! (After experiencing the "ooomph" of them am thinking that they may not be "legitimate/Legal" goods but the damage has been done now and it gave me 5-6 hours of glorious, much needed sleep on the second flight!! I know this doesnt sound much but bear in mind that before this after playing russian roullette with my life on the phuket to London flight, and then been in bangkok airport for what felt like an eternity, I was thinking there was no way I would step foot upon a second plane... Sooooo it was a result that I am unable to remember stepping on the plane and got to sleep as well!!)

Bangkok, although enjoyable was not "all that" but it is fun because u can do like all the foreigners in our lovely country (u know when its quite obvious that someone is calling you a wanker in french/spanish/chinese/indian etc etc well, when the taxi drivers were trying to rip us off (it happened lots in Bangkok) We just gave them lines like... "U really are taking the piss arent u..." or "your a proper gobshite arent u??" while smiling and nodding and he would reply with "yes sir.." I had one encounter where I accidentally gave a taxi man the wrong note.. (about 14 pound more than I needed to give him) and i was trying to get it back off him and he was having none of it... so I had to snatch it off him and then said "oooh, u wanker... thats ur tip down the drain.. ok.. yes ... ba bye!"... Only in Bangkok can you get u get away with such an atrocity!!!

Phuket, or more to the point, the hotel that we stayed in Phuket, was absolutely out of this world. (www.andamanwhitebeach.com) From the gong when we arrived (yes, I finally got a gong when I arrived somewhere... Someone has finally realised that I am royalty! ((not a queen as some have been fooled into believeing, but THE QUEEN!!)) to the beachfront (literally ON the beach) villa and the banana and white chocolate cocktails, it was a world away from anywhere I have ever (ever ever) stayed! I cant even begin to tell you how nice the place as a whole was... we were 45 minutes from any civilation but the taxi was certainly not breaking the bank if we wanted to go into town which we did a few times!! I could certainly get used to these kinds of holidays although Im not sure that I could get used to the flights!! And for the record, if anyone is wondering, me and Richard got on better than I think both of us thought we would! So A+ all around!!

So its back to the grind stone... I may have more photos to add, am still lookin through them myself at the moment as have had to take the photos with seperate memory card on my digital camera (the thing fucked up 20 photos into the shooting so I had to use another memory card!) was not best impressed!!

Anyway.. Went my dads yesterday and he has given me some money from the sale of his house that I was a bit WOWish about so am rather chuffed with that little bonus and I got to see my jaya (who before my holiday was spot ridden and looked poorly bad!) whereas now, she looks like a supermodel baby but has a cold!! Went to next later on yesterday with Bev in Crewe (tis massive!) and bought her some new clothes just to reiterate that I am the best uncle in the world!!

Right.. Think I best start thinking about getting ready for workies!! MWAH!!! XXxxxxxx

All hand painted temples.. Must have taken a while... Posted by Picasa

Monkeys on a beach.. Shocking aint it!! :) XXX Posted by Picasa

my villa! :( Twas fucking lovely.... Ad me own veranda (dont know what one is n tha...but twas lurverly!)

the pooshest temple of them all... I prayed to Alah, Lord Jesus Christ,Buddah, and all the other fooking people who are meant to divert me from hell for being a gay homosexual! Posted by Picasa

Manky Bangkok river!! Posted by Picasa

the Phi Phi Islands on the one the beach was filmed on.. :)  Posted by Picasa

The romantic sunset xx Posted by Picasa

yes.. its adrian without a top on... Dont all faint now!! I realise it may be too much for some! :P  Posted by Picasa

the happy couple :) x Posted by Picasa

Smiling on the last day! :)  Posted by Picasa

The only downside to the holiday was that I had to share me bitchy with intzy! Posted by Picasa

our apartment was to the left but u can appreciate how nice they were from this photo :) x Posted by Picasa

Awww!!! Me thinks me Richie looks tres sexy on this pic!!! Posted by Picasa

View from reception! Posted by Picasa

The photos really dont do it justice... Posted by Picasa