the happy family... and a nice happy ending to tonight :) x 

mummy and baby! :) x 

grand ma ma julie! :)  

look at the head of hair on her! Shocking!!  

I Think this is the first pic of my dad ive had on here... u can see where I get my hairy arms from and where Jaya does NOT get her hairy head from! :) xx 

And that would be me again!! .. Bloody love her to bits! Bought her some clothes and mum some flowers and a silver birth certificate holder as well as a very swish card... Didnt wanna leave the little minx tonight! :( xxxx 

Me and my little Neice...Awww!!! :D xxxxxx 

The birthday cake that was meant to be a hedgehog.. It may not look as nice but it tasted absolutely gorgeous! Will be making another one tres soon! :) xxxxx 

I would like to introduce everyone to my neice Jaya... Bev did so so so well... She did most of the work at home! Tell me that she is not the most gorgeous little thing that you have ever seen!? She has more head on her head than me altho Richard did point out that for how long she been up there hes surprised she aint fookin speaking!! Absolutely.. fucking... gorgeous...Thats all I can say... Ok.. Its bed time now.. Wish I could write more but I cant.. The birthing partner thing tho... definitely something Ill remember forever... Ace! :) xxxx 

The baby is on its way!!

Well.. it looks like the time has finally arrived... The contractions started this morning... Im shitting myself to be honest.. What a day for it to happen tho... My sisters 25th birthday!! I just know that in the next few hours Im going to be welcoming a little baby boi or girly into the world! I got to say Im really excited.. I just hope everything goes ok... Wish me luck!! :) xxxxxxx

I happen to think this is the nicest photo me and richie have had taken... Such a lovely couple! :) xxxx  

A pic from my 21st.... Finally arrrived!! LOL xxx 

Sick of thinking of titles!!

Good Morning,
Well... Me little holiday at the chedi has gone totally tits up unfortunately!!! When me and bitchy had finally decided that we wanted to go there, we tried to book it and they had no availability!! Cheeky bastards... Obviously they either dont know who I am orrr they DO know who Richard is... Tuh!

Sooo... I may now be going to http://www.sixsenses.com/evason-phuket/ but at the moment, Im not getting my hopes up unless they are dashed down again with a big fat carving knife.. (oooh i do love the drama of being a gay!)

Im a little bit worried about money this month. Im thinking I may have to "borrow" £100.00 or so from my holiday fund. Not that it is going to make much difference to it because I think I near enough have all the spending money that I need for my holiday but was hoping to have a bit of a surplus going on... No such luck!! :)

Hmmmm... How cruel is it that in 15 minutes I have got to go to work... Doing a job that I dont know how to do again! Tis so unfair! *throws dummy out of very large pram* Had Richard (oo errr) around (u see, wasnt me rude!) for a big fat shag (ok, maybe I was!) Only kidding.. we watched Bridget Jones two with lots of snacks... I pounced on the white chocolate maltesers like I imagine skinny third world folk leap on the dog biscuits they aid drop from the sky! I get like something possessed when it involved food I lurve! hehehehe!

Right then fucks (should that have been folks.... more to the point.. do I care?!) Im offties... Catch u later.. stay safe n all that!
xxxx (and today, Im not avin a bath.. im going to go to work stinking of B.O and cheesey biscuits!!!!!... ok, not quite.. Im a gay.. I smell of flowers and all things chocolatey!)

MWAHHH!!
xxx
x

Good Mooooning!!
Tis looking like the rest of my holiday is now booked which Im rather chufters to bits about! Prices have got to be confirmed but its certainly looking pretty good as it stands! I spose I had better start looking forward to it now hadnt I?!

Tesco.... FUCKING TESCO!!, have totally pissed me off.. I asked for delivery last night between 8pm and 10pm (hoping that the stuff would come as early as possible...) and the bastards finally turned up at 11.15pm... I tell no lies... I was so tired it was unreal.. Needless to say, if it happens again I may just make the bastards carry the lot up themselves!!

Im not quite sure what is wrong with me because I am getting a teeeny weeeny bit obsessed with my weight again. I went through a happy go lucky (aka I dont give a fuck) stage and it seems to have resulted in me putting on a couple of pound (of which now, I cant lose!!) and its stressing me out. For the record, I know Im not fat... But I also dont wanna be fat, so thats why I worry about things! Think Ill start something a bit more serious on Monday when I can be arsed.

I have an interview on Tuesday morning just down from where I live... Its literally 5 minutes walk and would be 1k more than Im on now without me having to work every other saturday. Sounds quite good really but we shall see.. Would still really love to work for the council but 3 days and Ive heard nothing. Shouldnt be putting all of my eggs in one basket I suppose... *sigh*

Oh, back to tesco... how naughty are they?! I bought myself 5 salads to have for my dinner for today tomorroe and mon tue wed next week and the fuckers user by date are this Saturday.. So Im gonna be like one of those people from the third world, throwing the salads at random people and hoping they dont turn their noses up at it! (altho, it would be cruel to throw a salad at starvin marvins wouldnt it... adding insult to injury me thinks... Luckily the people Im thinkin of are not quite third world...!! )

Right then, bath time! Ive decided that Im going to make myself look pretty today... Even if it kills me... (let me be honest, it probably will!)

xxxx

Just when you were thinking that it could get no more humungous!! (altho I agree beverley anne, that the black is extremely slimming!!) Im pretty sure that this is going to be the last picture I get of my big lil pregnant sis...Awww... Funny aint it but it could easily bring a tear to my eye.. Bless her.... She done ded well... Now, lets get it out of there!!! :) xxxxxx 

Farewell to Mademoiselle Kazduck

Yes folks, Thats right! Kazduck is on her travels, which means endless nights of P-A-R-T.... One min... No... I seem to have mistaken myself for a rebel... Oook... That means endless nights of C-L-E-A-N-I-N-G!!! Tee hee hee!!

I didnt actually realise until around 3 days ago that she was leaving so was a bit of a shock to learn that she was going! Bad news also in that today was the last time she will see Bev pregnant and she will almost definitely now miss the birth. Bit of a bitch aint it?

So, I have put myself on a diet for tomorrow and the rest of this week. Im going to be good, and the first thing that Im going to do is to get some shopping ordered tomorrow night. Tis only right!!

Faye came around last night and helped me out with my personal statement for my job application with the council. I have got to say that I am extremely excited about the next few weeks because, even though I probably will not get the first job that I apply for, I am actually taking definitive steps in the correct direction to ensure that the futures bright (tisnt orange tho... )

Me Bitchy came around tonight for a chippy tea.. mainly due to the fact that I cannot afford to do anything even a little bit exciting for the rest of the week. Its all very sad but true. Im not that bothered anyway.. Keep smiling! :)

Its still really hard to think that in around 7 weeks, Im going to be going on holiday myself. Its all a blur and I think because of verious happenings going on around me, I almost feel as if its not going to come to me actually ever visiting there. Lets hope Adie Poo is wrong tho shall we?!

I heard from Scott today at work (someone I dated briefly before me and Richard got together and for a short period while we were kind of together- Dont ASK!!!) but saw no real point in getting in contact with him. Im sure he wont lose sleep over it anyway. Hes a nice enough bloke but I just do not see any valid point for us to be in contact. As well as that, I am considerate to Richards feelings and I dont think he would be too overjoyed at the thought of me emailing someone who I was seeing when I first got it on with him!

Right! Im going sleepies now...

Night night
Sleep Tight
Mwah
xxx
AdiePoo!!
:) xxxxxxx

Up at 6am on a Saturday?!!?

I know I know... What the fucking hell am I doing up at 6am on a Saturday morning...The answer, tis simple... Work!!! Grrr!! I feel like someone has stamped on my face a few times and this is not helped by the fact that I seem to have put most of the weight on that Ive lost this week just because I had popcorn at the fooking cinema.. So... Double trouble at the gym after work.. And no Saturday morning poached egg sandwich for adie Poo.. Tuh!!

Today at work, I am doing a job that I have never done before. I have noone to ask for advice if I totally fuck it up and I must say that I am not muchly lookin forward to it. I have had five minutes training which mainly involved me being told that "your a bright lad, ull pick it up as the day goes on.." Fucking fab a dab! Cunts! Unbeknown to the fuckers, Im gonna be brushing up my CV anyway! HA!

Me and the love of my life (no, not myself!) went to the cinema last night to watch Bewitched with Nicole Kidman in. I would give it a 6 out fo 10 and 4 marks are purely because it has me Nicole in. Its watchable but wouldnt say that I would rush out to watch it again! Anyway... It just seemed to be an absolutely ace night.. perfect from start to finish.. Id do a girly giggle but noone can hear me and its 6.23am and I conna be arsed... Oh go on then... Tee ehee heeheeheheheheheheheeeee!!! Yeah... Fuck off!

Right Im off!! Work time!! :'( xxx

Job search...

This pufter has finally come to the end of his tether with where he has laid his hat for the last year. I hath been pushed too far! I know I have said it in the past, but the fact that in the 30 minutes that I was on my dinner yesterday, I rang 10 agencies to see if they had any half decent vacancies, I think proves my point! I need to polish my CV up and then send it to about 6 of them and then I have got an appointment next Thursday with someone at 4.45pm to do lots of tests etc etc but to be honest Im not that keen on agencies as they try to put words in your mouth. Anyway, I am being pro-active in my search for another pit to call my home. Watch this space! =o) I have got a council application form to fill in too which is really where I want to be. Would be a dream come true. Its sad when you ask for such little in life and then get even less aint it! (no, im not talking about the size of my manhood!) LOL!

Not got such a manic weekend planned this weekend! It may actually be a bit of a relaxing one after I get the shitty saturday hours out of the way tomorrow! Today, Im going to be sparkly, smiley and not let anything get to me anyway.. That decision has been made!! I am not sure whether to cook tomorrow or whether to just whizz richard round the corner to the indian thats smack bang next to us. We had quite a nice one last time and Im sure it was less than £30.00 for both of us! Would be quite nice to do something a little bit romantic tho... We shall see!

Right then, I had better be off... Am on 8-4pm shift today so booked a taxi! :) See yaaa
xxx
xx
x

Funny Old Night!

hiyaa....
A Canniya really update ya for that long as I have a morning beauty regime to be getting on with but, suffice to say, last night was a bit of a funny night!! Bozarre! Richard was meant to leave at around 11pm but ended up staying into the early hours while we waffled about a few things. Everythings ok btw for those worriers out there.. Still going on holiday and still really looking forward to it.

Work has been getting to me more than ever the last few days and I have now gone into overdrive looking for something else. My shifts are changing and I dont think that they are being too fair with it all to be honest... So fellow gays, straities, lemons and biotrons, tis time for me to put my feather in my hair and leave the twattos to find another mug to take the piss out of...

I think Im going to have a target for myself every week... In fact, Im going to have three targets.. A work target, a home target and a love target... This week Im going to make it so that by Sunday, I have sent off for 5 application forms... I have already done two. I dont think it will be too hard to get another 3... and for my home target, I clean the bathroom as its an embarrassing filfthy mess. In love I am going to stop contact with my ex for a week and hopefully will re-inforce this again next week... Not fair on any1. (Richard knows what I mean..)

So there is your update for today... Still no baby.. Altho I did tell Beverley that if she had not had it tonight, she was getting a spade in her twatto to try and entice it out... However, I have no spade so tis gonna have to be a spatula... and I think rather than hitting her in the twatto with it, I shall bop her on the forehead with it... U never know.. It could work! But what is all this about "the baby coming when it wants?!" If I had it my way, she would have 2 litres of castor oil in one hand, a chicken vindaloo in the other, while skipping on the spot and then a spot of sledging... now THAT would get the little tart out of its nice warm hiding place.. .. Can u tell already that Im going to be an ace uncle?! LOL :)

Seee yaaaa!!
:) xxxxx

Im going on holiday!!

Tis finally booked! Well, the flights anyway! So Im definitely going! Im so excited I can hardly contain myself.... Oh fuck it, AGHHHHH!!!! LOL!!! Tis gonna be so goood spending two weeks with my betrothed! He came around last night after painting and we had a nice night! We have just got to get the hotel booked now... Pretty sure that we are going to be staying at the pooshest room at the following link...

http://www.phuket.com/chedi/

Although we will be stopping at bangkok in a different hotel for 3 nights beforehand! :)

Now dont lie... You love it dont u?! :)

I had yet another dream that my sister rang me and said she had started labour so thought yet again that I could lie in this morning... Oh if only! :(

Ive just thought... I still havent actually given richard the money for the holiday... Woops!!! Ill give it him tomorrow... Am meeting my mate whom I havent seen in about a year and a half from Barclays tonight. Am actually very very excited about it!

Oooh.. and while we are giving out links.. How sexy is the following little car...

http://www.aygo.co.uk/aygo/microsite/aygo_content.htm?ac=RC9142&wbr=RC9141

Richard may be having one.. I fink its gowgeous!! (yet ecomnomical... A sensible buy!)

I got a meeting today at work... apparantly theres going to be lots of shouting at us all... Ouch! :( wheres me boxing gloves?! :) x

See ya in a big bit xxxxx

She wont thank me for this! LOL x 

Mad un!

A quick rundown of the highlights of this weekend..

Friday Night

The big brother final.. I was so determined that Eugene could not win (still not sure why I was so dead set against it!) that I voted for Anthony and then when he was released from the house instantly regretted wasting my 50p on the smug big headed fuckwit!

Me and stacey dancing around her conservatory with remote controls singing our tits off...I dont wish to ever hear it mentioned again... I just thought you needed to know.. as avid readers n that

Stacey spotting a spider and then us spending the next hour trying to either kill the big bastard or sneak past it... I have been informed by reliable sources that the culprit who shall be known as Not-So-Incy-Wincy was carrying a gun up one of his sleeves and had 8 boots on... I didnt get close enough to see to be honest... Altho I dont know who made his cute little pink bandana! Anyway, Firstly we decided that "Not-So-Incy-Wincy needed to die (altho can I just add that I dont think I could ever bring myself to kill something... I had to kill one last year as it was making its way to my bedroom and it made me ill in doing so..!) So... what would be the first thing you would grab to kill a spider? A spade?! Some insect repellent?! A magazine maybe?! Nahhh dont be silly!! Stacey went straight for the fabreeze and I grabbed a banana as if it was some kind of mass weapon of destruction. We looked at each other and went into hysetrics... 30 minutes later, we decided we could not manouvere ourselves close enough to the bastard to touch it so just ran past it and closed the door... Im sure I heard Not-So-Incy-Wincy chuckling to himself as we ran past tho... cheeky fukka..

Stacey had a row with her bf at a crucial moment in BB and me taking a photo of her to try and shut her up... Ill enclose it just for a laugh!

5 bottles of wine later, very pissed conversations... We concluded that I was going to marry richard, and she was going to marry Kev and that we would have a double wedding and all live in a big apartment and everything would be hunky dorey! Think there may have been a love child involved as well.. A drunken talk would not be a drunken talks without involvement of a love child would it?!!!?! :)

Ended up not getting to sleep until around 3.45am and was awake at 8am yesterday. I honest thought about cellotaping around my neck just to make sure my head didnt fall off! Never drinking wine again! Anyway...We then move on to....

Saturday

I spent most of yesterday dying to be honest... Adrian (my ex bf) did come around to bring me my red trainers back that he wore for his b/day and then I started getting ready to go out last night (yes, there does indeed seem to be no end to my talents!) Soo... I made the best of a bad situation (which involved a cement mixer, some super glue and a spade) and then marched on, stopping in between the hogs head and the tube to consider whether I should send myself home... But after a change of drinks, I concluded that I could indeed have a good night w.out the marching orders been put into place!

Now, as you all know, Im not one to get mushy, *cough splutter* But I have to mention that I was sitting in Edwards in Newcastle and I had a really nice text from my betrothed (whom was sitting right next to me at the time) But thats the kind of things I love. It made my night.. Im a silly bugger I know... But, its the little things that matter to me and he really made me smile.

In a very random conversation yesterday with my mum after Adrian left, I asked if she ever thought I was in love with Adrian. She said what I already knew.. I wasnt... ever... I know I loved him in the sense of how I love my mum, my sister and my dad.. He was one of the family after all.. But I cant say that I was in love with him. I didnt want him but I was too young and selfish to let him go. This prompted me to look in more depth at other people I claimed to have loved and I concluded that I cannot say I was ever in love with Matthew either. Infatuation=yes... Love= No... This is a guy that it took me 3 years to get out of my system, possibly because it took meeting someone like Richard to put things into perspective. I think it was always just a case of thinking that I couldnt have him, no matter what and it made me want him even more and the fact that he just kept me dangling on even when I met Ricardo ,who broke the "spell" that I was under and made me see how pathetic Matt was and is. I have since found out that he is sleeping with random people nearly every weekend...And he boasts about being in a relationship for 11 years... If thats a relationship then I would rather be single. When me and Richard split up, I have never felt so awful in all my life. I was a proper mess... I think he may be my first true love... aww...

Soooo... theres the mush for you... Im going to bugger off now as I have got to.. well.. actually.. I havent got to do much at all... ermm.. Maybe ill sit and pluck my back hair... Will have to have a think about it! :) Am weighing in at 11 stone 9 today.. Woops! That means I have put on 6 pound... Tis cos Im happy.. When happy, I eat! LOL!! Diet on monday!!! (yeah whatever!)

xxxxxx

Dont do it for me.... Do it for Frank... Bless him... *sniff sniff* xx 

Friday... The warmest day of the year!?!?!?

Good Morning,
Now, far from me wanting to be negative and contradict our muchly reliable weather system (Yeah wahever..) Im not seeing that at the moment, today is going to be the warmest day of the year. The main reason for this being that at the moment... well... tis pissing it down... and it certainly aint showing any clear signs of clearing up anytime in the next few hours... Not that Im complaining you understand.. While I am at work, I give my full permission for the heavens to open, and piss right over all the cocky bastards who threw a sicky on this "sunny day" (I am NOT bitter you understand...)

So, What are my plans for tonight, tomorrow and Sunday? Well! Tonight, I am going around to a friends house for a chinky and some wine... At the moment im fancying both less and less but Im sure after a few hours in the work pit, I will be not only be drinking a glass or two of wine but a whole fecking crate of the stuff! Tomorrow, I was meant to be going to a working mens club with my mum but dont think thats happening now so not sure what am going to do.. And Sunday, Im not sure what is happening yet! Will have to see... Not the most exciting weekend ever lined up really but sometimes that is when the best things happen aint it?! :)

Still nothing solid booked for my holiday (which I am going october 8-10 ish) but its getting pieced together more and more with every passing day which is rather cool! Its really just a case of choosing a couple of hotels to go with the wollyday! I want my own little hut but whether or not I will actually get it, is another story!

I went out for a meal with my friend Craig the other day and won Richard a little teddy on a machine. Arent men ungrateful though... Spent a whole pound (fairy nuff the toy probably aint even worth that!) trying to win the little bugger and now hes sitting ere staring at me because Richard didnt take him with him last night. Poor little thing. Ill enclose a photo for all to see. If anyone would like to adopt his name is Frank. Otherwise, I will be claiming maintenance from his father....

I keep on having strange dreams lately which is probably why I keep awaking at stupid O clock. Tis a tragedy.... Speaking of which, Im getting my hair cut tonight... It looks absolutely shocking...its just so... bushy... *snip snip snip*

I also seem to be cutting down on the gym lately.. I conna be arsed with it to be honest... And I suppose the fact that I forgot my trainers yesterday contributed towards the reason that I did not "pump iron" for a whole 45 minutes.....

Right Im going to have a bath... Need to get rid of this manly smell (yes, B.O) that I seem to have developed... Tis true, not all of us gays always smell of roses... I could tell you some stories about a "friend" of mine...I say "friend" because his mum knows my mum (they cant stand each other) and he was one of the few people who never actually did anything major enough for me to tell him to fuck off.. (believe me I tried to make him!) What a beauty... his name is Wayne... Im going to paint the picture... About 5 foot 2, ginger hair swept back and cut around every 4 months, the same white shirt with a filfthy neck, dumpy fingers so heavily encased with nicotine that you would rather put your hand in a piranha infested waters than have him touch you, covered in freckles (my freckles are fairy kisses...but Im sure his are where they spat at him!) and around 18 stone. Smelliest dirtiest bastard you have ever met in your whole life...Hes in prison now... Bless...Burnt his own house down... Think it was an insurance job... Except he wasnt insured... and it was a council flat... He wasnt the brightest coin... He insisted he was gay... I insisted he wasnt... Surely its an offense in itself isnt it...Or am I just being a bitch?! Oh well! *heave*

MWAH!

say a big hello to my sister and my nephew/neice... This was over a month ago.. Its only imaginable about big her belly is now!! LOL xxxx 

Part 3... The beginning...

*TAP TAP TAP* "Is this thing on?!" * Hellooooo...??! * A ha!! There you are!!!.......

Greetings to those of you that have followed my from my other blog, and to those of you who are late comers! (Cough cough...) You are welcomed into my world... so if you would like to slip off your shoes,, sit back, relax and get your fucking feet off my sofa we can begin the trials and the tribulations of me and my multiple personalities!

Soooo.... For those of you who dont know me, I am 21 years old and look pretty much like the photo on my profile.. As time goes on, it will be noticeable that I add hundreds of pics at a time.. some good ones, some bad ones and some completely fecking terrible ones!! Anyway, I have a betrothed who goes by the name of Richard (yes, I am a gay... but not the only one in the village I might add... in fact, theyre taking over where I live... Anyway... dont knock me for it.. its all the fashion!!) I also have a shitty job as a senior call centre co-ordinator... It is only recently that I got my promotion and each day is getting worse and worse ... I keep getting more and more thrown at me and its getting to the point where I cannot physically take any more... Its time to give Adie Poo a bit of a rest me thinks!!

I am very shortly due to become an uncle to a little boy or girl and am going to be one of the folk at the birth... (AGHHHHHH!!) This is to be given birth by my sister Beverley in the next few hours/days/weeks. It was actually due yesterday so now its just a case of waiting.. Going to make her jog on the spot while eating an extremely spicy curry.. That should get the little fucker out!!

Ok.... Im going to go and get ready for when my love comes to visit me... Has anyone seen BB lately and the demise of Makosis "fro"? Thats about the size of my hair at the moment.... now... wheres my fucking frizz ease?!? :) xxxxxxx