Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Willy Wig Ed!

Why is it that when u are wanting to look your most beautifullest and spectacularest and bestest and wonderfullessessessst for your betrothed, that everything seems to go wrong... Seventeen thousand spots emerge, u find your hair "fits" like a very bad barbara windsor toupe and all of a sudden ur sweating out a pint an hour!? And yet, the most ridiculous thing about it, is that in the mornings, when im getting ready for work and really dont care whether I look like Rab C Nesbit, (or barbara windsor!) I seem to float into work with not a hair out of place and that "fresh/revitalised/just been on a 4 day spa retreat" look. It really is not on! So now, I have been attempting to make myself look presentable for around... oooh say 45 mins.. and am back to where I started when I got out of the bath! Do u know what Im goin to do... Im going to stop lookin in the mirrors and let Richard love my dashing personality!! (I know! He will be running in the other direction within a week!)

Anyhoooope! Have found out im going to be modelling ANC wear for the internet and brochures over the coming months.. Im sure that I should get paid for this but I suppose I shall keep quiet if it gets me an hour or two off workies! How fetching can someone look in a fleece anc jumper, a pair of blue trousers and a pair of steel toecaps though.. I will have to alter the wear... wonder if they can do the fleece in spandex......

Have also found out that I have got "contacts" at work. One of our new customers has saved me about £80-£85.00 on a digital camera that I want... Needless to say, he is my new best friend and I plan on licking his bum hole for the next few weeks! Should be getting it early next week if everything goes to plan! Hooray!! Im going to be REALLY cheeky though and ask for a carry case and a memory card for it as well... Well, my daddy told me that if u dont ask u dont get... Thats why he managed to sleep with half the population of our village!

Right then, I had better be offties... Jobs night in the sentinel tonight! Wish me luck!!! :) xxxx

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Progression... And the best weekend ever (ever ever ever!)

Good Arvy!!
Well Im stuck at work until 6pm tonight but I wanted to share with you a few things that have happened in the last few days! I went to Cornwall on Friday and came back on Monday. It was absolutely brilliant. Easily the best weekend that I have spent with Richard. We did things like a proper couple and did things with his mates and we got on like a house on fire. After the disaster in Ireland, I was worrying a little bit about spending so much time together in Thailand and our time in Cornwall made me realise that we do in fact get on and will have a great time there together! I Kept running up to him for a cuddle whenever we were on our own and we spent the whole 3 nights without kicking each other out of bed!! Dont think we had one proper argument all the time we were there (although there was a row on the way home but we wont go into that!) So.. there we go! Super Smashing Great.. (although anyone who says Newquay is a good place for a night out is completely wrong... Full of common chavs!!)

Anyway, last night I made a very big decision in letting Adrian and Stan go.. I suppose in my own little way I have been stringing them along although its not been purposely or in a vindictive way. I never intended on getting back with Adrian or getting together with stan, but because I felt I could talk to Adrian and he understood me in some areas that Richard didnt, and Stan gave me the attention and praise I felt I needed when I thought Richard was not giving it to me. But at the end of the day, how affectionate or understanding would u be to a person that is keeping two people on the sidelines as a security blanket and texting them when hes with u etc just incase u split up?? At the end of the day, I have soooo many reasons to not only dislike, but hate Adrian, its unreal.. I seem to forgive far too easily.. not sayin I should have a chip on my shoulder about what happened between us but most will know where im coming from and I think that this has been what has confused Richard more than anyone over my choice of "friends",,,and as for Stan.. hes stan, the man and the drug baron (that almost rhymed.... are u impressed?!) and I would never ever have a relationship with a drug user (i mean, for god sake, I would have second thoughts about dating someone who smoked for fuck sake!) Where was I?! Ahh yes, this weekend has made me see that Richard can be everything that I want in a boyfriend and a life long lesbian lover... but I need to start putting 100% into our relationship and if after a while I feel that I have to stay in contact with people like Adrian and Stan just to keep Richard interested then it will be time to give up for me I think! Anyway, in return he is going to put 100% in... Ive taken my step forward and he promises that he is going to take his before we go on our Lovely... fantastic.... wonderful... sunny, rainy, thundery. tsunami like holiday!! (nahh its going to be greeeeat!)

I am really starting to look forward to my holiday and for the first time ever, Im really not worried about flying at all! Not even a little bit! It has always been a case I think of me just worrying because I was leaving all the people I care about at home.. But in this case, Im taking one of the people I care about with me for a change! Im just looking forward to spending the two weeks with Richie... Altho, im still unsure about whether to take cash, cheques or cards with me... decisions decisions!! I shall have to see!

Anyway, the homo is still alive, and getting happier with everything slowly but surely.. One thing that really needs sorting is work... Im really getting to the end of my tether with it. I wondered what I would do if I walked out today... So its getting serious.. and it needs sorting... so im gonna sort it.. I promise! Started buying Richards presents for his birthday. So far have got 3 things but one of them has been an absolute disaster so I have got to send it back. Hopefully (fingers crossed) I wont lose too much money in getting it exchanged but we will soon see.... Sniff sniff!!

Not doing much tonight... Seeing Richard tomorrow so am looking forward to that... I think I may have said this before.. But I really never knew that I could be this smitten with anyone! It makes me do silly things at times that gets me into trouble but I really am madly... crazily... stupidly... in love.. with myself... (shit! I was almost nice then! nahh, he knows by now how I feel, Im sure he does!)

Will update soon with a less lovey dovey blog and more amusing...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXx

oh.. and I weigh 11 stone 6... But shh.. because Richard loves me just the way I am...so he says.. lets see him saying that when hes wheeling me around in a fatmobile!!! Nahh but seriously, he does think that I care about it too much so im gonna try and chill... last time i did this i put on 2 stone... sure he will be not saying he loves me as I am then!! LOL xxxx

Friday, September 23, 2005

Hiya
For some reason an update I did yesterday has not updated proper.. its showing when I go into my blog but not when u view it as a web page.. Hmm...

xx

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Long time no speak...

Mornin!
Its been a while since I updated.. Apologies for that... I have good news though! At last weigh in (precisely 2 minutes ago) I weighed in at 11 stone 3!!! Only 3 more pound to get to my target.. I cant say im loving this diet but it is kind of fun (U kno the kind of fun I mean, The same kind as when your slitting ur wrists and aiming for a main artery!) But.. tis going well so far... Gonna screw it up totally this weekend though.. But shhh.. I dont care!

Have worked out that I seem to have around £400.00 spare this month to buy clothes and bits for my holiday. Im quite excited about it to be honest! Been aggggeeeeessss since I had something new.. In fact, it was my 21st birthday when me bitchie bought me a top and then I went out and bought some combats... thats nearly 3 months now!! Need me winter wardrobe sorted!!

I dont know if I mentioned that I had bought Richards first present the other day towards his bday but I did and I am still under the impression that I happen to have made quite a good choice! who knows though.. he may hate em... We shall see!

Me going now...May have some news for u in a day/week but I think Ive mentioned this before.. we shall see.. watch this space biatches! (and for all the sarky fuckers out there... No Im not pregnant!) :) xxxx

Friday, September 16, 2005

Tis that time of the week again!....

Hi!
Well isnt this a treat, 2 updates in 2 days... I seem to be really going off this at the moment... In all honesty I have got time to update but I just choose not to when I have that spare time as I have so much better things to do (trying to find a birthday present for richard!! Such a maul!) I rarely get anyone reading this since I stopped my other one and even more rarely get any comments on ere... Now, altho I said that this was purely for me, myself and I... I do enjoy getting your feedback! Bit of banter never hurt anyone did it? !! I have a moan about this every few months dont I? You would think you would have learnt by now...Shockin..

Anyway.. Tis Friday.. And although Im workin tomorrow, Ive still kind of got that Friday feeling! (kind of!) Am quite liking working the 10-6pm shift at workies this week... Gives you a bit of a rest in the morning so you dont have to rush about at 7 in the morning! Diets going well too.. Altho... Me really hungry this morning! I want someone to walk up to me and say.. "Adrian!? Is that you!?!? Im sorry, I couldnt see you for the gleam off your cheekbones...(altho with me its more likely to be "Adrian?! Is that you!? I couldnt see you for the gleam off your forehead!")

Cant say Im doing anything very interesting this weekend but its all in the feat to save some money.. Last week was a bit of a mad en anyway so Im lookin forward to the rest.. Tonight, I dont think im doing anything (if I ask my mate if I can go around I know she will say yes but also know that it will end in the consuming of around 5 bottles of wine and my diet will not allow it!) and then tomorrow me and me bitchy are going around Bevs while Quin goes out to wet da babies ed! Really looking forward to seeing Jaya again as Ive not seen her now since Sunday! :(

Anyway... Now for a bit of a moan.. I ordered a Nokia 6680 from ebay... Brand new it said (BRAND NEW) with just memory card and charger... Fair enough I thought... No box or bits I thought.. Cheap enough bargain... I thought....
It came last night and "oh my fucking jesus christ.." If the fucking thing is new then call me fucking Ken! It wasnt in bad condition admittedly but there were definitely scratches on the thing... And where was the fucking memory card?? Well, I assume the little post office alien zapped it out of the jiffy bag cos the thing was nowhere to be seen... Rip off merchants really piss me off! Anyway, Out flew an email from me as soon as I had 2 minutes free and the bloke said to send it back to him and he would arrange either a replacement or a refund... Yes, and I should think fucking so as well... Rude!!! Altho... I have to (rather sheepishly) admit that I dont even like the fucking phone now that Ive seen it.. But spose Ill have to make do with it for a bit if he sends a new one back wont I? Tuh!!


Ive been thinking about when I come off holiday, if Ive got a tan, I know everyone will ask me if Ive been on the sun beds... They will never just accept that ive been on holiday and will give me that "knowing look" ... Im a reformed character... Reformed I tell u.. I have the spots and ingrowing hairs to prove it!!!!

Right then... Time to get to work me thinks! Wonder what delights await me today!? Hmmm.... We shall see! :) xxxxxxxxxxx



Thursday, September 15, 2005

Weight watchers champ!!

Ok... So maybe Im not quite a Weight watchers "Champion" just yet.. But Im damned sure that I will be soon! I went on a diet with Kazduck yesterday and we have vowed to stick to it until we are down to the weights we are happy at (me? probably 7 stone!) Altho I have eased right off the gym as of late so I need to be watching what Im eating anyway! You know something though.. I never realised what I actually did eat... I looked at what I took to work yesterday and thought "wowsers, theres fookin loads there..." And yet as the day went on, I realised that Im a total picker.. I pick and pick.. and pick... and then I go on my break and pop a chocolate bar in my gob without a second thought! Actually, what Im eating in the day aint that different (minus the choccy bar) but the night times are whats gonna make a difference I think! I wasnt hungry all last night and yet this morning I feel as if I would quite like to bite someones arm off... Oh well.. All part n parcel of it I spose!!

Tis getting rather close to my holiday now...And Im getting rather excited.. We have got a couple of day trips planned on it already so that will not be money that we have to fork out when we are there! Conna wait! Oohh... Also should be getting a new phone today... Have sold both my Nokia 7610 and my Sharp 902 and have just purchased a nokia 6680 (think thats what its called) and its got to last me until both of my contracts are finished now... (scouts honour... Ive promised me bitchy!)

Anyway...,Me bitchy came around last night and after watching a bit of telly we came upstairs, wrestled with my electric toothbrush (that seemed to have developed a life of its own!) and then settled down to watch lost! Quite like it now! :)

Right.. Work is calling me... Wish I could tell em to naff off but no such luck...

Ill save my two heroic battles with the big fuck off spiders for another time...

xxxxxx

Monday, September 12, 2005

Content?! Me?!... Maybe ;)

Hiyaaa!
Well folks, Taz been a while! Lots has happened... Actually... Fook all has happened but I was wanting to sound really exciting so thought I would lie through me back teeth!! Altho, I have this funny/horrible feeling that all of a sudden Im becoming more content with Richard (mainly because my weight has started shooting up at an alarming rate... Not that anyone seems to mind!) the last few weeks we have really been getting on and hopefully by the time I come off me wollyday, Ill be in wedded bliss! :) It is officially less than a month until I go... Have I mentioned that to any1? In fact, the easier question would be, have I NOT mentioned that to anyone!? eh eh eh?!? Oh yes, *ahem* back to the diet... it starts today.. I have about 8 pound to lose to be back to where I want to be... But, between me, u and the goalposts... i conna be arsed to diet!!!! Ill give it a go tho... just so richard doesnt have to roll me off the plane in Thailand... Have I mentioned to anyone Im going to thailand in less than 4 weeks... no?!?! Well.. let me tell u.... ;)

Am selling both of my phones on ebay over the next few days. I am hoping to make around 250-300 for both of them (optimism never hurt anyone!) but I dont know what way its gonna go yet. Anyway.. I have a nice little shitty nokia 8850 I can use until I make a new purchase! :)

Went to see Jaya yesterday and she was lookin mighty fine.. Shes gonna be a beauty when shes older (like her uncle) love spending time with her! Gonna be her bestest and favouritist unky in the whole wide world (we wont mention that Im her only blood uncle anyway... SHHH!!!)

Richie actually showed on Friday night that he can be assertive! (or is the word sneaky?) heheh! Anyway, Stanley has been in touch with me alot recently and claims that he has fallen for me in a big way... And Richard claimed his man on Friday night and basically told Stanley to piss off! (tho admittedly, richard only did this as he was drunken!) Now, I really do like stan so I didnt want his feeling to get hurt but in a romantic way, Im afraid there is only Richie who has a fighting chance while Im under the spell of lurve!! (so stop queueing boys and girlies! LOL) Anyway, it was quite a nice feelin that me bitchy had taken charge of the situation as usually hes so laid back that if you flicked him he would fall over!

Anyway, I better go downstairs and make myself something for breakfast... Cat litter with skimmed milk?! Why thank you waitor!! :) xxx

*****UPDATE******

I knew I had something else to say about this weekend! Richard had a new car... He has named her Sheba.. Total beauty she is... And she sings beautifully (in other words, her stereo is marvellous!) He was thinking about getting somerthing really stupid and unsensible like a street ka etc etc and Im so chuffed that he has got her. She is a ford fiesta 1.4cdi! (very swish model.. alloys, fog lights, electrics etc etc and yet is a diesel so equally as sensible and ace on petrol and tax!!) Love it!! Cant say ive ever liked the old models of the fiesta but the new model is so cute yet smart yet cute...... Cant believe I forgot about her... Sincere apologies go out to Sheba and her daddy bitchy... adie loves ya both! (u wouldnt believe I was talking about a car would u!) xxxx



Thursday, September 08, 2005

A lull! (is that how you spell it!?)

Hiyaa..
Well just thought I would do a quick update. Ive not got much to update so will update when I have something exciting to tell u! Work is getting me down more and more lately... Will throw myself into looking for another job a bit more I think before I end up walking out of the place!

Me and Richie are doing brilliant and are going out with my dad and Julie tomorrow night. Oooh.. my dad also bought me the white gold chain that I wanted for my birthday... Not sure if I updated with that but I was proper chuffed!

Anyway... The holiday WILL be booked in next couple of days so I will have something ded exciting to update you with! :) xxxxx

Sunday, September 04, 2005

A big tidy up!

Good Mooooning!
It seems to have been a bit of a while since I last did a proper update but you have had plenty of photos to keep you busy and so i dont think that anyone should complain. And if you do... Well... I dunna give a fook anyway!! As you can see by the photos, baby Jaya (aka princess mop ed!) is a bouncing baby girl and I know they say that when someone in your family has a baby, you think its the best thing since sliced bread but words cannot even begin to describe how I feel for this little screwed up munchkin! I sit at work and when I am ready to tell them all to shove their crabby wanky job up their arse, I gaze over at Jayas photo and it makes me smirk like a mad man... I then pick up my "Worlds greatest uncle mug" and go and make myself a drink!! Tis great!!

In other news, me and bitchy are now looking at http://www.andamanwhitebeach.com/ as somewhere to stay when we go to thailand as we can afford a beach cottage there and the evason has not got brilliant reviews to be honest!

I dont kno if i have mentioned it but its looking quite definite that the place I went for an interview for are giving me a second interview. I dont know if I mentioned it but the people that went for an interview at this place had a lot more experience than me so I would be really chuffed if I was one of the two people that they are going to give a second interview! It shows that I can do it and I am going to aim to the stars from now on instead of the gutter! :)

ANyway.. IM offities.. Going to tidy my sty!.. Ive not done badly tidying up while my mum has been on her jollies.. Am looking forward to her coming back now tho! :) xxxxxxxx


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