Savings accounts,(hmph!) tramps (yay!) and weight loss (pppfffftt!!)

Hello Campers!
Yet again, I have failed to update as often as I like... I sick of apologising... But.. Sorry! I have had quite a busy week but can dumb it down over a couple of bullet like pointers...(you'll like that wont you!)

• After stepping over a "bum" several times on the way up to my flat, I rang the housing people that I rent off (more for the reason that I was worried about my mum inviting him in for tea and offering my bed out than anything else!) I rang them I asked for "the tramp removal service.." The lady on the other phone obviously did not know what I was talking about to start with so I spoke in my bestest hinglish and slurred out "I have a tramp in my stairwell, I would like it removed..." (much to the hilarity of the folk that I work with..) After the lady on the other end of the phone had stopped laughing (how rude!) she put me through to good old Ingrid who is always happy to help! Ingrid, we love you..
• On Saturday, after much discussing, me and Richard decided to open a savings account together. To cut a long story short, things didnt go quite as planned and so we now have all our worldly savings in an account in just his name (I think this is where a big black man to comes and whisks Richard away with my savings and I write to womans own and sell my story for £300.00... or am I getting carried away again!?)... Where was I? Oh yes, So now, I am awaiting some paperwork from Natwest who will hopefully beable to add Richard onto my savings account there.. And if not, then arseholes to it all..I shall keep the money under my bed!!
• My weight seems to be creeping up,(AGAIN) especially since I have started back at the gym.. Where my hairdresser thinks I am "looking very healthy" and Richard says "You never put on weight" and my mum says "it must be muscle.." I just dont feel/see/believe it... My weight has gone up to 12 stone and I must (must must!!!!!!!!!!!) get into the health kick for my own good...and my holiday... Otherwise, I will be having to be carted about via wheelbarrow which is not an idea that tickles my fancy muchly!

Soooo.. Thats about it over the last week.... I also went to Richards sisters bf's house on Saturday night where I ate/drank muchly and was merry and then went out for dinner with his parents last night! I enjoy our little outings... We dont need to spend a vast amount of money to have a good time which is always good!

I will update soon.. Got to go to sort my pennies out on Natwest online.. I am working 6-2pm this week and there appears to be no work to do! (Not a bad thing!)Comments would be nice but am aware that Jasey is without nettage and appears to be the only person that reads this anymore! :-)

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Its been a while...Valentines dayyy... 12 stone :-S

Have people stopped reading yet?? Im a bit behind on times arent I?! Ah well..

VALENTINES DAY!!!

Ahem, I do apologise for that... I seem to have.. u know...

PREZZIES!!!! POSH WINE!!!! ROMANTIC MEAL FOR TWO!!!

Im sorry, I really dont know what came over me there.. I think it may be a form of torre...

FANTASTIC FOUR DVD, JORDANS SECOND AUTOBIOGRAPHY, BIG FUCK OFF BOX OF CHOCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You will have to forgive me for my rudeness, but if you read back to last year, I didnt have my valentine here with me so I am quite chuffed with it all!! The night went brilliantly (though we did walk out of the first restaurant that we ate at... poor service!) Was very romantic though and Richard looked the nicest I have ever (ever ever) seen him.. I just kept goggling at him.. Was quite amusing..I also got lovely card n choccies n sweeties off jasey pie! Cheers Jasey plops!

I need some new clothes I reckon.. But think im going to wait until just before my jollies then Ill get a couple of bits n bobs! :-) Im not sure if I mentioned my holiday but am going to Muscat in May for 12 nights.. Me n Rich had to reach a compromise because of my fear of flying! Still got a bargain anyway and Im really really quite excited about it!! When we get back from Muscat, we are going to start saving for our own place.. Best to do it properly really aint it. We are going to open a joint savings account and start saving! I reckon once I get my 3rd and final rise (which should be in May sometime) I should beable to put aside an amount a month n richie should beable to do the same! May be a few months of pulling belts in but i will be well worth it! :-)

RIght then, im going to have my teeth tugged at again today so better be off!!

MWAH xxxx

A night out in Brum Brum...

Me and bitchie on a night out in Brum,, 

Juju!! :-)

 

 

A night out with bitchie and bitchettes..

 

"I see the light... Whoahhh... ditto ditto ditto..."

Hello there all you topcats, trollops and tramps! I do hope that you are all still reading! I know Im still a lickle bit shite with my updates but I tend to let things drift.. The last entry was with regards to the lovely ex I believe and for benefit of those who have never met him.. :-)

I dont know if I have moaned about the dentist but if I have, I obviously havent done enough so am going to take this moment to have a good old rant about the cost of treatment (£220.00 for 2 fuckin wannabe white fillings!!) Well, Let me tell you,. my teeth? They can fookin rot from now on cos I aint paying out that amount for no fucker again!! Did have a good row with the ignorant receptionist though which made me feel a little bit better! :-)

Been a funny few days actually.. I had my 3 month review at work and they have agreed that I can stay which is rather good, plus the person who was making my stay uncomfy has been taken to one side so I am informed by my manager.

Anyway, didnt have a good night last night. Was not your typical Friday night! I dunno.. some things seem to be going spot on and others are slipping away from me and I feel as if I cant do anything to change the enivitable... and im sure you will agree when I say that there is nothing worse than not been able to change something that you would give the world to see differently.... Im talking in code arent I? Ill shurrup now...

My mum is not sure whether she is going to be moving in with Kev anymore... Well last night she was but day before she wasnt so ive told her she needs to make up her mind as I dont know if Im coming or going at the moment!

I am going out with Richard somewhere nice tonight although where remains a mytery at the moment. Would quite like to go for a drink I think and then something to eat!

Richard:- I love you..
Jasey poops, keep the texts coming.. you cheer me right up when Im feeling glum!!

MWAH
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"Even God cant change the past, no matter how many tears Ive cried... yes I thought this love would last, who am I to question why? who am i?" ... Lets hope he can cheat fate and change the future tho eh.. :-)
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