U choose...

I have figured that this shot has the potential to come back and bite me in the ass later in Jayas life. It will be either:-

1.) Used to plaster signposts on her 18th birthay and put in the local paper.

2.) Be used as exhibit A in the first ever "divorce my uncle" trial.

3.) Be taken along as evidence to a counselling session as "first horrific memory"

Its just them cheeks!! She has cheeks that Id kill for... as pillows... Tee hee hee...

MWAH x

Holiday 2- Prepared!

Ok, so maybe Im just a little bit used to been moddy coddled by Richard when it has come to going on holiday the last few times... I was only aware that one had to fill ones case with clothes and beauty products... However , I have been alerted to various necessities to my holiday that I seem to have let "slip" my mind... I mean, what is this "travel insurance" that I am hearing people speak of!? I kinda knew I needed it... I have maybe been asked by Jasey if Id booked it 1010 times, but I just didnt seem to get around to it..(could not be arsed as £10.00 is a severe dent in ones bank balance when balance stands at zero..) However, realising today that I could end up been hit by a car while in Spain (If Matt has anything to do with it) and would possibly have to let my leg dangle on by a thread with no travel insurance, I have conquered all and booked it online (with 0.0005% discount code from bitchette de la bitch) I also booked parking (Again, Bitchette managed to sort this out with 50% discount... well done... employee of the year coming up!) So am quite please that I have finally got the whole sorry scenario out of the way. Now Im just needing some money that is legal tender in Spain.. Many arguments arise as to how I should take this... Travellers cheques? Euros... Pounds?!... Yen!?! After some pondering Ive decided that Im just going to log on to www.postoffice.co.uk and tell them to "Quote me happy!" Not sure if Ill get a response waffling away to my monitor but It seems to work on the adverts! So all that remains is to buy a few toiletries, fill my case, and live through the 2.5 hours on the aeroplane! (could be a tricky one, that!) Im getting quite excited about it now though.. Should be fun! (unless of course we end up in some back street grotty shit hole that has a man named Bub who serves our drinks and cleans the glasses with flem...) *shudders* Sure it will be fine!

Will write soon-ish... :-)
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Muscat...

Some more photos from Muscat... Better get these ones added before I start putting ones from Spain on! :-D

Take That concert... Lulu was there too!

Sugar babes, Beverley Knight and Take That all took part in concert in manchester city stadium.. It was an alright day.. Kind of pleasure pain as we had to stand up for around 9 hours and I couldnt feel my feet by the end of the day!

****Another entry!!!****

I was actually surprised to find that people still look on this to see if I have updated. Generally people get peed off after a week or so of no entries... So to all of my fans, I love you all... All 3 of you!!

Ive been feeling ever so funny the last week or so... And we are not talking Muahahah, Rahahahah, or Hehehehe either... Funny as in.. weird, bizarro, not quite here..... nor there nor anywhere...Just weird! Need to get my head from up my arse I think!!

Got the biggest spot ever on the bridge of my nose... Its one of those that REALLY hurts and he soooooo wont squeeze!! Ive named him Scott the spot. I shall let u know how he progresses over the coming days! :-)

I never added even half of the photos from my holiday so I shall try to make that a bit of a priority over the next week or so! xx

Its been a while...

Its been long... Too long... but enough about my widge... So much has happened since I last wrote that I cant even begin to start waffling about it... I have been off work for a while but have been back in a couple of days this week and am feeling better already...What with all the *lovely* customers and the fact that they are *so patient* with me and not in the least bit *demanding*.. Its making life a real breeze *cough cough*!! Im even getting my sense of humour back... You dont believe me? *points and laughs at one legged man trying to pick a penny off the floor..* U see, I rest my case! I go on holiday to Costa Dorada in just over a week (8 weeks) and Im starting to look forward to it now... How posh am I? Right little sun queen! However, sun beds are needed over the next week as I am beginning to look as if Im knocking on heavens door again at the moment! Im also getting a bit porky and couldnt give a monkies...

Jaya is growing up so quick.. She is going through the "My mum is my siamese twin"phase at the moment whereby Bev cannot go for a piss in peace without sitting her on her knee! She also seems to have developed a "I hate my granny" phase too... This is much better than the much dreaded "Uncle Adie is a dirty gay" phase which im expecting of her around the age of 10-15 where by when I drive past and wave she tells her friends she hasnt a clue who the man man in the pink vest top is. Anyway, I think the Granny Grunt Kazduck hate campaign is a little more justified as it may have something to do with gran ma ma trying to inflict some discipline on her and demonstrating to all that will listen what happens if you put her on my sisters knee (giggles)... then take her off again (screams)... and put her on again (quiet)... and take her off again (louder screams)... and on... and on... I dread to think what she was like with her own kids! Its a good job I cant bloody remember!

Anyway, Promise to write again soon and give a more detailed account of my life on a day to day basis.. very posh that!
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