The Chronicles of Narnia....... :)

Welllll Hellooooopies!!!
I quite like not updating very often. It means that I have sooooo much more to say when I do come to update! So... Ermm... What have I got to say!?!? ... Hmm.... let me think….Anyway.... byeee!!! Of course, i am jesting.. I have news!!! My Richie boi came out to his parents last week! Its been a long time coming and I am so proud of him! Luckily, they took it with minimum fuss (they already knew) and now things are looking brighter than they have ever been! So, on my part I have taken my step forward (with those who shall not be named!) and now Richard has done the same.. Now all that is left is for me to meet them... (Oh my fucking Jesus Christ!) It gives me a migraine even thinking about it. Generally, I seem to be quite good with parents although I am quite out of practise to be honest. Looks like Im going to be meeting them sometime after we come off holiday. I think at the moment they have visions of a common little Chav who lives in a council flat as if you were to tell someone about me and what I do, its pretty hard to glam it up to be honest.... But they are going to have such a nice surprise when this classy fella turns up at the door (unfortunately, I speak of the milkman...) Anyway, as always, Im sure you will get an update (unless of course I have topped myself over the sheer embarrassment of the whole situation in which case, I shall see you in hell!)

As a treat for his coming out, I took Richard to www.thornburyhall.co.uk and it was quite romantic and very reasonably priced for how nice it is… So go there… Go there now….why are u still ere?! It not every day I give advice on where to eat! (wait a min… oooh.. ok.. maybe it is!) J

Anyhoo, this week I have got to start getting sorted for my holiday…. This will involve lots of packing and ironing and generally just hurling bits and bobs in my case until I cannot close it.. Should be exciting! I am also going to go shopping in Manchester for some new glad rags at some point! Need loads of stuff! I leave sometime this weekend so Im on countdown now and really cannot wait (AGHHHH!)

Oooh.. it seems beverley has readopted her blonde wig! Yesterday, she managed to lock jaya in the car … with the keys inside as well… Im glad I didn’t go to visit because understandably, they would be a little bit distraught… But I wouldn’t have been able to help laughing… Its just so comical… Anyway.. The police managed to get in the car without damaging anything (Is that reassuring or worrying?!) Anyway, the things we do so we don’t have to listen to a baby crying!

I have got to model for work today! Im going to be sporting their warehouse gear (no, this is not a joke... ) ... Does anyone reckon that Im gonna look butch!? No!?!? Me neither!! ;)

I was chatting to Richard last night and I mentioned that it’s a nice idea that I could be the first and last person that he had to introduce to his parents. This led on to a conversation and he said we could both be the last person that we ever kiss, or go on a date with etc... If things carry on as they are, then that idea better than suits me down to the ground. Nice when you feel that way isn’t it… I do love ma Richie I do... xxxxxxx