Monday, October 30, 2006

Trick or treat??


Featuring:-

Adrian as a killer clown

Richard as a ghoul
Bev as lady vamp
Quinton as Freddy Kruger
Keith as Alice Cooper ... and...
Jaya as a little devil









Friday, October 27, 2006

Blogging and ex's

It has come to light on news etc that blogging is the new geek trend. What about those of us that have been doing this for years?! Do we not get some recognition.. go in a hall of shame somewhere?! If someone would have told me a couple of years ago that it was only geeks that did blogs then I would have given up a long time ago! Now, unfortunately, im addicted to telling you lot what goes on in my life! Consider yourselves my emotional tampons!

I started my blog on February 2004.. Unfortunately if you try to access the original (and some would say the best one of my 3) you now get some chinese proverbs instead of my trials and tribulations...see for yourself... http://www.ultrax.blogspot.com/. Its a shame really because over that period I was with my ex (also named Adrian) and in a whole different life in contrast to today... and if I remember rightly.. I was feeling pretty damn fat. I remember the last random entry that I read in it saying that I weighed 13 stone 5 and was not best pleased and I was going to get myself on a diet etc etc etc... Really should start that diet.. ;-)

Its funny how I spent nearly 4 years with Adrian my ex, and yet he doesnt enter into my thoughts hardly ever.. And now if he does, it is no longer a pleasant thought about someone stabbing him in the eye with a pen. I wonder if he is ok and if he's happy. I have seen him out and about a few times and of course he puts on the "oh Im amazing, im wonderful" graces which he always did.. But I just get curious.. Is he really happy? I genuinely hope that he is.

Anyway, enough reminissing... Its Pay day today! You know what that means?!?!...... Bills Bills .. Kin Bills!! :-(
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Halloween and birthdays...

So it is the yearly piss up for Halloween this Saturday night at daddy and mummy Julies house. Unlike other years, we have got a fancy dress theme and so everyone is going to be dressed the the nastiest outfits that they can find… Among the people going that I know of we have got Alice Cooper, vampires and vampiresses, Freddy Kruger and I believe that even my baby neice Jaya will be going as a little devil (not that she has to dress up at times!)…

In true A-drain style, I have purchased a scary clown outfit for the occasion and for a last minute buy, it aint half bad!! Need a bit of eye make up for my peepers but that’s about it. When you consider renting a horrible cheap worn in suit that doesn’t even fasten up properly (thinking back to the Womble outfit and all those safety pins!) costs £30.00, it came to a total of £45.00 and is an outfit that I can keep for life.. Hey, maybe Ill even go raving in it!


Richards birthday is coming up and I have not got a clue what to buy him.. Among the ideas I have had are:-

Nasal strip silencer to quieten his roaring through the night (I mean snoring for anyone who didn’t read the last entry!)
Stripy Jumper (because he hasn’t bought one for at least a week)
Bottle of vodka (because… *Apparantly* half the time he needs to be pissed to be with me?!) Shocking…

Will and Grace DVD (Series 4 episodes 4-8) because random DVD’s are always a good gift…

And finally the Piece de Resistance :-

An adopt a vine certificate (only £29.99 and u get ur own vine to visit whenever you like!!) Best gift ever surely?!!?

Hmm… Back to the drawing board then??

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Zzzzzzzz..... *snore snore snore snore*

So Im lying in bed, dreaming a fantastic dream where Ive won the lottery and am driving around in a fantastic sports car with David Beckham at my side (Actually where I see myself in 10 years!)... When all of a sudden, the exhaust on the car blows... and when I say blows, I mean it REALLY starts making a damned racket.... and it gets so loud that it shakes me from my dream... and im faced with the stark and, quite frankly. downright RUDE reality... Is it David Beckham whispering in my ear and nibbling on my ear? Whoah no... Its the betrothed, mouth wide open, snoring his conkers off and dribbling over my pillow! He asks if I ever think "Awww .. How sweet!" when been awoken from slumber by his roaring..... the answer is no.. Not at all... If I didnt think I would get jailed for murder then I would suffocate the bastard.. Unfortunately, there is no justice in the world nowadays! Maybe if I taped him before hand they would reduce the sentence to manslaughter...Somethin to think about...

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Sunday, October 15, 2006

Home sweet home..

Well, we are back.. It seems only yesterday that we departed to Nice and now we are back to normal! It is really not on!

We had a really really nice time.. Lots and lots of fun had by all and apart from a sminoff ice of pint of beer costing about 6 pound each, it was rather good. Luckily for us, we took lots of cash so were still able to get paraletic a few nights at them prices (Oh, and we bought lots of booze from the supermarket! )

I now am aeroplane free until June next year! Cant even begin to tell everyone how overjoyed I am about it!

Anyway, better go, the sis in law and other half are coming around for a take away in a momento!!

Take care!
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Qdriqn Qnd Richqrd in Sunny Nice1:: One ,in:::

Fuckin Goddamn french keyboard.... I thought that the thai keyboards were hard to understand but these bad bois take the piss. I feel ad if someone has chopped one of my arms off!!!! Theyre totally out of order.. Cant even type my name without thinkin about it!!

Having a lovely time in Nice.. Food is nice as long as you like Italian and the weather has been better than we had expected...

Flight here was the best I have which is sure to mean that it will be a bastard on the way home!!!

Seems to be lots n lots of totty here... Many bois have been rated a 9 by both me and the wife... Dont think im in any severe danger of him running off with one of them just yet though! He will have to make his millions first!!

So, until we get back, and before I throw this fucking keyboard acrtoss the room, we bid thee farewell!!!

see you qll soon qnd re,e,ber to stqy sqfe qnd dont be q strqnger1 GRRRR11
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Sunday, October 08, 2006

D Day... :-(

I am going to Nice France in approx 5 hours time.. Now.. Will I have the balls to get onto the aeroplane? Damn right I will but only because I will have Richard pointing a gun in my back. (DONT lower the tone!) It better be bloody worth it! As most people know, I can whine my ass off like a bitch at times!

Dunno why I put myself through this.. I woke up at 4.30am because I was convinced it was thundering and lightning.... Keep checking out the window.. One sniff of it and Im going by boat.. Good question. WHY OH WHY CANT WE GO BY BOAT!!!?? I mean, its only France for fuck sake! At least if my boat sinks.. I have a fighting chance of swimming to shore!!

I SUPPOSE I better go and get ready now.... Have been prescribed some more tablets to try when on plane but only enough dosage for on the way there... Good old Doc Aunty Susan! She has the best drugs in the land!

Right I better rise (still not lowering the tone) and shine (whoah no).. Am going to set myself a lil task for these flights.. Im going to make it the beginning of my holiday when I step on the plane. Im going to give a girly giggle when the plane gets hit by lightning and throw my head back and roar with laughter as we plunge to our deaths...

See ya.. Wouldnt wanna be ya...

OOh, saw Jake yesterday,, He a very cool baby.., Ever so cute and got a right little personality on him! All family doing very very well.... father is severely overdue for a haircut, but due to unforseen circumstances, we will let it slide.. :-)
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