Monday, January 08, 2007

Staffordshire- January 8th 2007- The announcement of a baby girl…


I would like to introduce everyone to Lily Rosey Swain-Williams (double barrelled because shes posh)

She is a chorkie. We *hope* a yorky crossed with a chihauhua. I say hope because there is no proof and she is looking very tiny alsation crossed with tiny rotweiler-ish at the moment! Luckily she seems to have pulled the best features from the yorky and chihauhau breeds and has not got huge eyes or ears! She is very teeny tiny and absolutely gorgeous… It is however, becoming clear that she has her mummies nose and her daddies toilet habits. She cost us £400.00 and all of family are coping well… Her birth date was 3rd November 2006.

She has kept us awake all night with a bad tummy but is already semi toilet trained and tries to aim for her “pee-poo mat” wherever possible. I can honestly say that last night is the most honest day of parenting I have ever done! Reflecting this, if anyone comes within 100 metres vicinity today, prepare to be slaughtered.


Christening to be announced..

The above will also be posted on to my blog and into all reputable national press (none)

Take care all and hope you like the piccie!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

She is so cute. I would love to have her or any dog. Again she is so cute.

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