More photos..

The piano lounge,,, Me... again

Richard... :) I got a bit obsessed with the light fittings....

few more..

Smiling on my lil balcony..
Me and Richard...
Oh... its me again...
View from the room again! This is the first of my dangly thing... I loved it.. so bootiful... :) x

Some more photos...

Our last night :(
The view from hotel room... Muscat sunset... :)

Aww... Its a.. Big... Lamp...

Awww,,, Its a really gorgeous chandelier in the Grand Mosque!.... So beautiful...

K Yeah... Its a f&%king lamp... Get over it!!!

Im back.. I managed to live through both flights and tell the tale... Was a really good holiday but best just adding photos as days go on.. So u will ALLLLL have something to look forward to! U should be warned now that there was a certain feature in the hotel (a very long lamp!!) that I absolutely loved... It also prompted me to take about 347 photos of the bloody thing.. so beware!! Hotel was 5* through and through... accomodation was lovely, food was even better (and we know how I loves me food!!)

Just seen my big lil sister, Quin and me little Jay Jay... Love em coming to visit me! Bought em a few bits from wollyday which they seemed pleased with... Must admit even though I had a FABULOUS hol, I did miss all of ya!!!

Will write soon...
xx

Cured??

http://www.fearofflyinghelp.com/

Puts it all into context.. At the moment im feeling really quite good about it all.... We shall see... xx

Caught in the act...

She got hold of the sponge.. And then she ate it.. (u can see the look of guilt..) and then when questioned by officers, she laughed the whole scenario off! She such a gorgeous little princess... The most gorgeous in the whole wide world (Jasey, u is a very close second!) :-P
I go on holiday in around 7 hours now... We are flying from heathrow airport. A little worried but not as bad as I have been before at the moment!

Dont miss me too much while Im gone.. I know its easier said than done babies... But even Santa needs a holiday now and again! :-)

A Day With Jasey....

Some random photos of me and me pie... We Didnt wanna leave! (plus we were seeing who had the biggest bottom lip.. Jasey won!)

Coming up...100 things to do with a washing basket!! Isnt she beautiful tho.. Me number one girl!! :) xx

A week to go for hols!

Morning!
Just so everyone knows, in Muscat at the moment, it is 40 degrees... and the last temperature was taken at 9am... Thats quite warm isnt it?! Me and Richard went shopping the other day in preperation for fryment and bought quite a few clothes/toiletries (factor 15 is the lowest sun creme we have bought!) etc... Unfortunately, Ive already worn one of my new tops now.. Im not proud!! :-(

So we only have 4 working days left before I have a whole 2 weeks off work... And, as long as I dont crash and burn on the aeroplane, (Eek!) Im thinking that it should be absolutely brillo pads! :-)

Finally had a new phone from Donna Donut at Vodafone. Unlimited texts and 200 anytime minutes for 30 quid a month.. Means I should save about 30 pound altogether.. Also ended up with a Samsung Z540 which Im quite chuffed with. It should last me at least a year I reckon!

Going to Birmingham this Saturday to see Jasey hopefully! Going to do some last minute shopping although I think I spent the money for my budget this weekend... on nothing but food... Which is why I am on a diet this week.... And hoping to lose at least half a stone.... Let starvation commence!! With the pricing for food in Muscat, Im probably more likely to starve myself there!

Top Phrase This Week:-

* DIE - a term of endearment to those I love most...

xxx

JAYZUS!!!!

As Richard pointed out last night.. I was wrong about me no longer been obsessed with mobile phones... Im worse than Ive ever been.. EVER... Its getting quite ridiculous.. Im living, dreaming and eating them...hmmm?! The fact of it is, there is NOT the perfect mobile out there... We have 3 possibilities:-

Sony Ericsson W810i :- Very good if you need an MP3 player. (I dont... I have one) 2 megapixel camera which is good.. Not a brilliant quality screen on there and video quality is not good on there. No 3G. Only other Ericsson phone I had I kept for nearly a year... though that was about 4 years ago and it was not even a colour one...Can get this on T mobile for £36.00 a month for 1600 texts, 400 minutes and 30 media messages (the joys of t mobile flext!) 18 month contract though :-(

Samsung Z540:- Very thin sleek thin flip phone (dont usually like flip phones) and seems to be the next great samsung in line... 3G phone... Errr... 1.3 Megapixel camera... looks half decent.. But Ive had 3 samsungs and given them all away within weeks of having them... Only on contract with Vodafone at the moment and dont think they can offer 1000 texts a month within an affordable budget... 12 month contract though! :-)

Nokia N80:- Due to be released sometime this month. 3.0 megapixel camera, better resolution screen than any before it, better applications etc... This phone sounds better than any of the above but it looks quite a bit like the one I have got at the moment so I dont know whether it will be very boring very quickly... May hold out just to see though!

Ohhh.. I really ought to get a pissing hobby...

Am going shopping tonight to get some clothes for on my holiday,,, got meself a bit of a list going on.. Need to stock up on shorts... This morning at 9am their time, it was 39 degrees in Muscat.. Thats WARM!!!
xx

www.three.co.uk .... Dont bother..

I have been browsing for a new contract for the last few weeks/months and it seems that by far the best contract on the market at the moment is the one offered by THREE. Richard grabbed a deal with them and from the outside looking in the deal is brilliant.. 1000 free texts, 300 free minutes, £5.00 worth of downloads and free roaming, and to top it off, a rather nice phone to go with it all on a 12 month contract! But do not be fooled (whoah no!) as at least 3 times a week, there are severe problems with the network that means you will be unable to make any calls or send/receive text messages. I applied for a contract (why oh why!?) and luckily their inability to provide their customers with a half decent service from day one has meant that i am not going to bother with them now! (phone was due here today but Ive never heard anything off them!) Dont "really" know why I applied for a contract in the first place to be honest... Its like been given what looks like a sugar bon bon only to put it in your mouth to find it is covered in salt! Oh how that feeling is so familiar...

The point of this blog is that I need a new phone and there are a few alternative contracts that look quite attractive but the phones on them are not brilliant ANNND they are 18 month contracts (forever!).. I have realised though that i dont seem to be so fussy re phones anymore.. If I get totally sick of it, I can always get another one at some point anyway sim free! Im just bored with nokias! (though they do seem to be the higher class of phone around!) The only question left is whether to go direct with someone like T mobile and get crabbier phone but cheaper line rental and benefit from their direct customer service (and i think u get 50 free video minutes a month!)... Orrrr go with someone like E2Save and get a free PSP giga pack and 70 pound cash back but pay more line rental... (around £10.00 more per month..)

oooh the endless possibilities are it alllllllllllllll...........And to think that once upon a time it was said that alls I talk about it mobile phones!... There must be a personality somewhere inside me... (I know what your thinking.. and stop... Stop now!)

Byyyy the way... I go on holiday in less than 2 weeks... Gonna go shopping for some pretty bits tomorrow! Will let you know what I purchase! :-)

xx

Mini Donut...The First Photo...

Donna is officially pregnant and is complete with mini donut bump! I do like a good pregnancy to follow... I become all stalkerish and suchlike... Donna, you better make sure over the next few months, u have no fluff in your belly button, cos im gonna be asking you to whip it out left right and centre!! (you will be allowed after 7 months to tell me to fuck off and die as my big lil sister did... I dont think she was feelin too bloomin... bloomin awful I think was her statement...)

Aww...She soo lickle... Gonna be like a lil bat n ball by the time shes ready drop! :-) xx

if you love someone, let them go; if they come back, they were always yours; if they dont, they never really were...

What a long title... What a long time since I last wrote... What a life..!!

Im ever so sleepy lately.. I have een working lates this week and im ever so tired!! Needed to get a few things sorted over this week and not quite sure how things are going to be working out at the moment (will post later on if I need to mention this again....) but I could really do with just a good old fashioned day spent in bed been fed grapes and whatnot! (offers via email please!) I go on holiday in less than three weeks now... Got to say that I am getting quite excited! Annnnd, Courtesy of Jasey pie and Sexy Sue, I have managed to kidnap some extremely strong sleeping tablets for the flights... Its not worth getting myself in a mess about all over again now is it! (im gonna die die dieeeeeee) erm.. yeah.. Much better to be doped up all the way I think.. As the aeroplane is plummeting to the ground, Ill be the one asking for people to shhhh so I can go back boo boos... :-)

Me and Richard have managed to save well for our holiday.. Am really surprised that I have been so useless with money in the past but so good with it now.. Managing to save around 500-700 pound between us a month at the moment.. Thats not bad going by anyones standards I dont think... (Unless your name is Mr Branson) .. Only trouble been that we like our holidays too much so no sooner have we saved a couple of grand, than we are off spending it again on sunnier places than the shite hole we like to call home!

Currently, in Muscat, it is 10.30pm and is 80 degrees faranhite... Thats pretty warm int it.. Think Im gonna be going out in my shorts at night.. They can whistle if they think that Im going to be sporting shoes and trousers for their posh meals... I dont care if people look at me like Im a hillbilly... It happens to me all the time anyway!

www.shangri-la.com/muscat/barraljissah/en/

From the above, we will be staying in the Al Bandar... Trip advisor reviews are getting better and better on the place and its all built now.. complete with lazy river that you can float on that goes through 2 of the hotels!! :-)

Right, Im going to be off... Im really boring lately aint I? I think Im getting old... and saggy... and boring... and dull.... a big fat hairy dull gay!? Surely not! :-P
xxx

Eggy Egg Egg!! Its Easter!!!... Nearly!! :-)

Have eaten lots and lots of chocolate.. and it aint even easter until Sunday! Big thanks to Jasey and Pam! Had some lovely bits sent to work from both of them and they have made all the people around me very jealous!!! :-)

I am going to be going away with my mates in June..Somewhere in the costa dorada! Richard has another educational going to South Africa so I thought rather than a repeat performance of when he last went on an educational, I would get away with my mates to sunnier happier climates for a week.. So now I have two holidays to look forward to!!!

Will be sure to post again very soon! Sorry i been a bit slack as of late! :-O
xxx

Bit of a sad en..

My little friend from one of the depots that I speak to had a bit of bad news yesterday. Her dad has got some form of lung cancer. They more or less knew that it was going to be some form of the big C but not whether it was treatable. I got a text last night saying the news was not good. I have assumed the worst... Saw her on Saturday briefly when we went Leicester and she is a lovely woman. She lost her husband years ago (who u can tell she loved to pieces) and yet always seems so jolly and has a certain "sparkle" to her that lights those around her.. i wonder if I would be the same if something so cruel happened to someone I loved so much..

My friend Jonno is the same.. Him and his mum have had so much crap thrown at them (to give you an idea, his dad died, his brother commited suicide, his mum has got cancer and his stepdad has just died..he was early 50's..) and yet he doesnt let it get to him.. Still smiling.. I suppose you cant let it beat you though.....

Why there has to be so much pain is beyond me.. I always liked the idea of just slipping away in my sleep. It seems the only thing that can be in the slightest bit positive about news like this is that we get a chance to right any wrongs we have and to say goodbye...

Funny old world tho.. they dont lie when they say Life is a total bitch.. to some people.. and usually those who dont deserve it. Its shit..
xxxxx

Some photos from the weekend and them "shoes" *shudders*

Just a quickie..

Just wanted to say that went to Leicester as planned and was a really good weekend. Richie met jasey and they got on like a house on fire. It was really nice to see, as jasey didnt get on with my ex (Ade) from day one. Me and Richard also met something really special in Jaseys life... His shoes (wil post a photo of the horrors when I can) Think flowers, think gardening, think transvesite!!

Anyway, the weekend saw us eating, followed by me telling some children in the Ice Age 2 film (tis great.. Go watch it!!) to "DECK IT"... I think Im getting old :-( Little bastards! We then ate... ate a little bit more, drank some and then ate at the "best chippie" (in my professional opinion, it ranks at number 7) before going back to the hotel for a snooze!

Anyway, we plan to go back to Leicester very soon! Was a very good weekend indeed! Folk are a bit com-mong though.. (let me be honest!) Tis as if most of em have got screaming torretts syndrome.. Bloody Eejits... And we were asked if we wanted to buy a camera phone while we were eating our lunch!!! Vile Vile Vile! (Jasey insisted this was a specialised service but I was not convinced!)

Anyway.. Wish it was the weekend again now! Hating this work malarky.. Have been awake since 4.20am because I walked to work. I wont be doing it again in a rush! No sirree bob!! Taxis alllll the way! Bed when I get in me thinks!

Have got my laptop on Ebay.. Its doing well at the moment.. £430.00.. Will let you know what it sells at. We are also doing well with our savings towards our holiday. With a little bit of luck, we wont need to be tight bitches on hol! (And Ill be able to get some nice new trainers!) :) Anyway, Sending lots of love and gay tidings to you all!
xxx
xx
x

Going to Leicester in...

24 hours!! cannot wait! I havent got much money to spend while Im there (on a budget dont u know!) but its going to be soooo good! Richard is going to be coming with me to meet JC (ive decided that its much cooler to call him J.C than Jasey Poops! Will probably revert back to jasey soon enough tho!!)

Anyway.. Just wanted to write something... Anything!! :-)

Sonny and Cher

Jo Darcy (aka cher) is possibly the funniest woman I have ever met! She had me in constant hysterics for around 2 hours! 

Few more...

Were wombles that slim!?
70's chic! :) 

The 70's theme night...

From left to right, Me (remember your a womble..) Walklett (as pink panther/carebear/zag from zig n zag...)Richard (as ALF ((1986))


Fordy and Brett (we think Fordy had the biggest hair)
Kev, Pete and Morrell














More photos to follow as my betrothed appears to have missed the birthday girl! x 

Fancy dress disasterouso!!

Ok...
So as we know, Donnas (aka the pregnant one) birthday is in a few days and we are going to a party tomorrow that has a seventies theme.. Now, I have been to two fancy dress parties and looked for every bloody outfit from george and bungle from rainbow, to Freddy BASTARD Mercury! Are any of em any good?! Are they fuck! All the good outfits (including bugs bunney, sylvester the cat, tweety pie, tom and jerry, and fred flinstone) have been previously rented out So.. Ive decided Im going to go as a time traveller from modern day.. Unless they get a half decent outfit in for tomorrow that is!!! We shall see... Dont seem to have any bloody luck!

am going out tonight with Stacey.. We are going to get a little bit tipsy me thinks.. Should be fun.. Not been out wit her for too long!

I finally got my much needed, much awaited, much better rise from ANC. It means I am now earning a half decent wage and can put aside 400-500 pound to save towards hols/house/stuff. Am due one more small rise (think about 1k) in a months time but Im as happy as Larry with this for now. ANC are the best ever.. for at least a week! :)

xxx

Theres a website that you can visit that has some of the latest DVDs for £2.95! Theyre selling out quick tho n its damn near impossible to get on there! Give it a go anyway! Click here to go straight there! :)

R-I-P Carphone Whorehouse!!!

Thank you for your e-mail received on 17th March 2006. I appreciate your patience in awaiting a reply. I am sorry to hear the problems you experienced in regard to the level of customer service received. If you feel that our service has fallen below your expectations on this occasion. Clearly, this is not the service that we aim to provide. The address to send in your written notice is correct and I can confirm that your account is scheduled to disconnect on the 13th April 2006.

As a gesture of goodwill I would like to offer a credit of £10.00 onto your account for the inconvenience caused. As an organisation we try very hard to provide exceptional service, I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your constructive criticism as this information is imperative to find our short comings. I will address this issue to a member of management, to insure that this incident is not repeated and have made a note on your account.If you need any more help, please reply back to vodafonecs@cpw.co.uk or call our Customer Service Team on 0870 111 7400.

RegardsLe-yen Huynh

Theyre still shit..

In other news... a big thank you to Christo whom I work with who has (again) made my blog look rather snazzy.. Got to say its my favourite set out yet! unfortunately, I have a website in progress and it screwed this site up for a few days! Luckily, Christo solved this n all!! So a big fat thank you to Christo!! :)

Right, Back to the grind stone.. Im working lates this week :'( x

Carphone whorehouses reply...

Is it possible that they make me Grrr more every time I speak to them!!?!??

Thank you for your e-mail received on the 6th March 2006. I appreciate your patience in awaiting a reply.
I am sorry to learn of your experience trying to contact our Customer Services Team. At busy times, we do have to operate a call queuing system to ensure that we answer calls fairly and efficiently. However, it is never our intention to leave anyone waiting for the length of time you have experienced.
I am sorry to hear you wish to cancel your contract with Vodafone and The Carphone Warehouse. Your current contract terminates on the 31st March 2006. To begin the process of disconnecting your account please contact our Loyalty Department on 0208 896 5491.
Once you have spoken to our Loyalty Team they will issue you with a Disconnection Request number (DRN). As per the terms and conditions of your contract we require thirty days written notice for disconnection. Therefore, once you have obtained your DRN you will be required to provide 30 days written notice. Your disconnection request is to be sent to the address shown below:
Disconnections Management
The Carphone Warehouse Limited
1 Portal Way
London
W3 6RS
Please include
* Name, address, contact details, signature.
* Mobile number
* Reason for disconnection
* If a PAC number is required.
Your signature is also required on the letter. It is important to know, that we require customers to send this recorded delivery or get by proof of postage (free from your post office) as we would require this information if your request is not received by us. Once we have received your request, the 30 days will start from that date. Any line rental paid in advance will be credited back to your account. You will then receive your final invoice to advise of any balance outstanding and you are liable for all charges on your account until it is disconnected.
If you wish to keep your number to transfer to another Mobile Network or Service Provider, you will need to request a Port Authorisation Code (PAC). Please discuss your requirements with our Loyalty Advisor. To obtain your PAC number you will need to contact our Loyalty Team on 0208 896 5491. Once you have received your PAC number you will need to contact your new provider and inform them of the number. Once they have transferred your number they will then contact us to disconnect your account. This can take 7-10 working days for this process to be completed. Your account with us will need to be active for the transfer to be processed.
The PAC number will expire after 30 days. If you do not use your PAC number within this time your account with us will not be disconnected and you will be liable for any charges incurred. You will then need to request another PAC number or provide written confirmation of your request for disconnection.
Your current outstanding balance up to the date of the 14th March 2006 is at the amount of £7.72 (excluding VAT). You currently have used 91:58 minutes out of your calling allowance of 1000 minutes and £0.10 out of your £10.21 Value bundle. You have also used 0 minutes out of 50 3G Video bundle.

OK... And now the good bit.. My reply:-


I appreciate your response but it is far too late for me to be ringing your customer retention as it was them fools that kept me on hold for nearly an hour in the first instance! I have sent 4 letters to you’re your 1 portal way address to different departments. All have been sent recorded delivery. If you look at my Vodafone bill, the balance is seven pound odd purely because of the time wasted trying to end my contract. There is no way that I am spending any more of my money trying to get in touch with you. The last direct debit will be coming from my bank account at the end of next month.

Grrr @ carphone whore house...

Account Number:- E***837

To Whom it may concern,
Please cancel the contract to 079174****5. I here by give 31 days notice. Please see below email that I sent on the 09/03/06. I am forwarding this to every address I have and any emails that I have for your company:-

If you would care to look back on the records for telephone number 07917****65, you will find that since last weekend I have made numerous attempts at trying to get an address from you to cancel my contract. I have been fobbed off and put on hold to the limits and have spent over two hours on the phone to you. Tonight I spoke to a gentleman who told me he would put me through to someone who would give me the cancellation department address (why I needed putting through to someone else I haven’t got the foggiest) but then I was kept on hold for over 40 minutes. (This was from approx 6.50pm) As there was no answer I thought I would then try and phone back to speak to the lovely gentleman that wasted my time in the first instance, at which point I was told that you closed your offices at 7pm. This means that I was on hold for 40 minutes while your staff were packing their belongings away and heading off home... I am still none the wiser to which address I should send my 1 months notice to (not that I am particularly bothered!) and so will be sending it to

The Carphone Warehouse Correspondence Department
1 Portal Way
London
W3 6RS

If this should be any different then I suggest you let me know as soon as possible. I would assume the worst damage you can do is cut me off (which would be a blessing) as there doesn’t seem much point doing this through the correct channels.

I will not be recommending you to my friends and family and can honestly say that from start to finish your service has been horrendous. I would also suggest a free phone telephone number so that that at least you are not charging money for wasting my time. Please pass this to your nearest and dearest.


I assume you would understand the above. Kindly cancel my contract at your earliest convenience as my direct debit will be cancelled from next month.

There u go.. Fucking bastards.. x

Oooh one last photo!

Spot the extra accessory provided by yours truly!

Some more photos....

Some more photos from the murder mystery night. Richards attire was sported directly from his fathers wardrobe (glasses n all!) Kevs whole wardrobe (minus cycling shorts and shoes) were borrowed from his mum, and I think rest of us just grabbed random things that we found in our wardrobe.. (which makes Fordies outfit a little worrying but hey ho!!)

Sorry to anyone who found my last blog in poor taste re Richards mate... As it happens, Richard spoke to her yesterday and put the record straight on all accounts. I would just like to clarify that at no point was I bitchin behind her back. She is quite aware that I have been thoroughly pissed off. Its sorted now anyway!

Always appreciating comments people wish to leave on here... :-)

I told you so...

Kev... I rest my case...

A new look blog...

I dont know whether anyone has noticed but my blog has been slightly "revamped".. I wish I could say that I did this all by myself but unfortunately, it was done by a member of the IT helpdesk. (who actually stayed over 2 hours just to do it!) Soooo... Im a little bit more individual now.. And am certainly going to be looking into the whole designing of blogs etc.. Although whether I will actually risk bringing the whole blogger site down is another story altogether!! Keep a watch out though cos theres a few things that I have been taught how to do and I will be playing with over the next few days! :-)

Me and the wife to be went to a Murder mystery night last night at one of his friends houses. Very good night it was (even without getting sloshed!) and some of the costumes (kev) were absolutely... Stunning... (Kev)... Really... Individual.. (kev).. I will enclose some photos shortly so you can see "exactly" what I am talking about! (KEV!!!) My outfit was quite bland.. I sported a black shirt, pink tie, cream trousrs and a moustache.. Richard ended up being the murderer anyway! (and very shexy in his dads 1980's style "not quite deidre Barlow but quite shocking" glasses.) All very exciting.. Didnt feel that safe sleeping with him last night though!!

One of Richards friends (and would you believe i used to like her so am not been a bitch!) is been a prick as of late. Before Christmas, she seemed to start making it her mission to entice Richard out without me. Perfectly understandable if she wanted a "girly" chat with him or something.. But the fact of it is, is that she was inviting everyone out.. Except me.. And then when seeing her on New years eve, she virtually ruined my night by feeding me shit about Richard... I actually thought she was quite an honest person till Richard informed me she the biggest bulshitted this side of the whitehouse! What annoyed me most was that she obviously thinks that I believe the crap that she comes out with and dont know Richard! Anyway, its beginning to do my head in, as since Christmas, the only texts that she is sending are ones asking when Rich is coming out without me? Its fair enough that she doesnt know Im reading the texts but this is the girl that I helped paint her house for weeks before she moved in.. She was my best friend then... loved me.. Asked me around at least twice a week! And now, She doesnt give a flying fuck... Im just sneeped I suppose... Shes even invited Richards mum around for dinner (might I add, she hardly knows her apart from polite hello and goodbyes over the years) and now asking Richard when him and his mum can go around.. To be honest, I would think Richards mum would think it strange that I was not invited anyway! It seems, anything to get him there without me! Its just like shes making a constant point of me not been there and Im coming to the point where I can feel my fingers hovering over my phone ready to ask her what her problem is... Anyway.. Theres my rant done.. Richards going to have a word as he does agree with me on the situation so please dont all think Im a loopy boi.. One more thing then Im going to shurrup as I dont feel that Ive justified myself too well... :-

I am willing to accept that people go out with their friends on their own.. But I firmly believe that you develop a "our friends" circle rather than "my friend". I know that if me and Rich split, I would probably not see most of his friends again (at the moment, although as years press on, Im sure this will change) because primarily they are "his" friends, but it doesnt stop me from liking and wanting to spend time with them. I never see Donna without Kev or Kev without Donna..But they do go out at times on their own with work or if Kev goes football do's etc. Richard is the same.. He goes out with work, as do I and if hes working late, sometimes he will go around Kev n Donnas or something. His other mate Im talking about has a boyfriend that she sees on a Wedesday and Saturday every week... She cant really do much more often because he lives in Manchester so she has not really got the same "convenience" as me and Richard. She assumes though that because she only sees her boyfriend twice a week, that me and Richard should be the same. A few points to consider here:-

A.) This girl has been seeing the lad for a little over a year and still says that she is not in love nor has she ever been in love.. Not a bad thing as she is a really funny/outgoing/ person and Im sure she will find someone who she wants to settle with. But she is not in love and doesnt know the true feeling of "coupledom" and should realise that not everyone is in the same boat as her. Me and Richard have been seeing each other just a little longer than his mate and her bf but we are a proper couple and I dont think she grasps that. We are even looking to start saving for a house when we come back from Muscat (which I have done research on which am going to post!!)

B.) Me and Richard do have our days off in the week where we dont see each other.. If this was a Wednesday, would she change her plans from seeing her other half to see Richard? We have seen from experience that the answer to this is a big fat no! So why should richard? The compromise is we see her together...

Im gonna shut it now.. ...

Ooo... And I just solved an IT issue by sending a multimedia message showing a girl how to feed her printer! Im getting good at this!! :-)

The Muscat info that I wanted to post, will not post but in May it is hotter in muscat than July/August in Egypt.. I have a feeling Im going to be taking the factor 100000 on my person! LOL xxxx Ta tarrr!!!

In other news, I fear I may have to stop swearing so much in front of Jaya,,, I keep thinking her first words are going to be "didi a batdard" (adies a bastard)

See yaaa
xxx

Pervy Goatee..

Yes yes yes (oh yes..) He is sporting his very own pervy goatee! Now, before you think Ive gone totally off the rails, there is quite a good reason for this. Tomorrow I am going to a murder mystery night at a friends house and have been given my "character.." This character is a man in a loose creme suit with pink tie and moustache.. I do not have access to a cream suit but Kev apparantly has some that I can borrow for the night.. Sooo, rather than look like a complete and utter bum at work for the next couple of days I thought I would just sport a little goatee...I may even keep it until Sunday! (oooh errr, Richard will be pleased!!)

It has finally been confirmed my mummy kazduck that I am putting weight on... Was a bit gutted yesterday but the chinese I consumed last night helped to ease the pain somewhat! I have been quite good this week but dont seem to be losing any weight whatsoever really.. Will try to be good this weekend (to a certain extent!) and will let you know the damage on Monday!

Am on day 4 of the 6am-3pm shift... I am now finding myself movin around using my teeth to grip the pavement.. and Ive got to work this Saturday which is a little bit poo on a shoe ish aint it!! I think a lie in will be muchly needed on Sunday! Richie not off with me this weekend either so will be boring days of just sitting in and doing nothing.. Maybe I shalt go to the gym! Hoorah!

Ok.. Better be off.. Work to do n that.. (waahahahahahahah!)
xxxx

*yawnnn*

Did I mention in previous blog that this week I am working 6am-3pm? (shift should be 6-2pm but Im doing overtime because Im super good!) Well.. I am.. and Im tired.. Have been waking up at 5.15am every morning but last night did not get beddy byes until about 12.45am so am now super duper sleepy and talking rubbish to everyone!! I am DEFINITELY going to bed earlier tonight with a nice cup of cocoa!

The diet is going well so far this week although I dont seem to be losing any weight so far.. (though admittedly am only on day 3!!) Gym tonight though with Mr peel! We are doing really well and its nice to have a chin wag while your doing exercise.. It makes time go that little bit quicker!

Anyway.. going to get me head down.. Very sleepy!! xxx

Savings accounts,(hmph!) tramps (yay!) and weight loss (pppfffftt!!)

Hello Campers!
Yet again, I have failed to update as often as I like... I sick of apologising... But.. Sorry! I have had quite a busy week but can dumb it down over a couple of bullet like pointers...(you'll like that wont you!)

• After stepping over a "bum" several times on the way up to my flat, I rang the housing people that I rent off (more for the reason that I was worried about my mum inviting him in for tea and offering my bed out than anything else!) I rang them I asked for "the tramp removal service.." The lady on the other phone obviously did not know what I was talking about to start with so I spoke in my bestest hinglish and slurred out "I have a tramp in my stairwell, I would like it removed..." (much to the hilarity of the folk that I work with..) After the lady on the other end of the phone had stopped laughing (how rude!) she put me through to good old Ingrid who is always happy to help! Ingrid, we love you..
• On Saturday, after much discussing, me and Richard decided to open a savings account together. To cut a long story short, things didnt go quite as planned and so we now have all our worldly savings in an account in just his name (I think this is where a big black man to comes and whisks Richard away with my savings and I write to womans own and sell my story for £300.00... or am I getting carried away again!?)... Where was I? Oh yes, So now, I am awaiting some paperwork from Natwest who will hopefully beable to add Richard onto my savings account there.. And if not, then arseholes to it all..I shall keep the money under my bed!!
• My weight seems to be creeping up,(AGAIN) especially since I have started back at the gym.. Where my hairdresser thinks I am "looking very healthy" and Richard says "You never put on weight" and my mum says "it must be muscle.." I just dont feel/see/believe it... My weight has gone up to 12 stone and I must (must must!!!!!!!!!!!) get into the health kick for my own good...and my holiday... Otherwise, I will be having to be carted about via wheelbarrow which is not an idea that tickles my fancy muchly!

Soooo.. Thats about it over the last week.... I also went to Richards sisters bf's house on Saturday night where I ate/drank muchly and was merry and then went out for dinner with his parents last night! I enjoy our little outings... We dont need to spend a vast amount of money to have a good time which is always good!

I will update soon.. Got to go to sort my pennies out on Natwest online.. I am working 6-2pm this week and there appears to be no work to do! (Not a bad thing!)Comments would be nice but am aware that Jasey is without nettage and appears to be the only person that reads this anymore! :-)

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Its been a while...Valentines dayyy... 12 stone :-S

Have people stopped reading yet?? Im a bit behind on times arent I?! Ah well..

VALENTINES DAY!!!

Ahem, I do apologise for that... I seem to have.. u know...

PREZZIES!!!! POSH WINE!!!! ROMANTIC MEAL FOR TWO!!!

Im sorry, I really dont know what came over me there.. I think it may be a form of torre...

FANTASTIC FOUR DVD, JORDANS SECOND AUTOBIOGRAPHY, BIG FUCK OFF BOX OF CHOCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You will have to forgive me for my rudeness, but if you read back to last year, I didnt have my valentine here with me so I am quite chuffed with it all!! The night went brilliantly (though we did walk out of the first restaurant that we ate at... poor service!) Was very romantic though and Richard looked the nicest I have ever (ever ever) seen him.. I just kept goggling at him.. Was quite amusing..I also got lovely card n choccies n sweeties off jasey pie! Cheers Jasey plops!

I need some new clothes I reckon.. But think im going to wait until just before my jollies then Ill get a couple of bits n bobs! :-) Im not sure if I mentioned my holiday but am going to Muscat in May for 12 nights.. Me n Rich had to reach a compromise because of my fear of flying! Still got a bargain anyway and Im really really quite excited about it!! When we get back from Muscat, we are going to start saving for our own place.. Best to do it properly really aint it. We are going to open a joint savings account and start saving! I reckon once I get my 3rd and final rise (which should be in May sometime) I should beable to put aside an amount a month n richie should beable to do the same! May be a few months of pulling belts in but i will be well worth it! :-)

RIght then, im going to have my teeth tugged at again today so better be off!!

MWAH xxxx

A night out in Brum Brum...

Me and bitchie on a night out in Brum,, 

Juju!! :-)

 

 

A night out with bitchie and bitchettes..

 

"I see the light... Whoahhh... ditto ditto ditto..."

Hello there all you topcats, trollops and tramps! I do hope that you are all still reading! I know Im still a lickle bit shite with my updates but I tend to let things drift.. The last entry was with regards to the lovely ex I believe and for benefit of those who have never met him.. :-)

I dont know if I have moaned about the dentist but if I have, I obviously havent done enough so am going to take this moment to have a good old rant about the cost of treatment (£220.00 for 2 fuckin wannabe white fillings!!) Well, Let me tell you,. my teeth? They can fookin rot from now on cos I aint paying out that amount for no fucker again!! Did have a good row with the ignorant receptionist though which made me feel a little bit better! :-)

Been a funny few days actually.. I had my 3 month review at work and they have agreed that I can stay which is rather good, plus the person who was making my stay uncomfy has been taken to one side so I am informed by my manager.

Anyway, didnt have a good night last night. Was not your typical Friday night! I dunno.. some things seem to be going spot on and others are slipping away from me and I feel as if I cant do anything to change the enivitable... and im sure you will agree when I say that there is nothing worse than not been able to change something that you would give the world to see differently.... Im talking in code arent I? Ill shurrup now...

My mum is not sure whether she is going to be moving in with Kev anymore... Well last night she was but day before she wasnt so ive told her she needs to make up her mind as I dont know if Im coming or going at the moment!

I am going out with Richard somewhere nice tonight although where remains a mytery at the moment. Would quite like to go for a drink I think and then something to eat!

Richard:- I love you..
Jasey poops, keep the texts coming.. you cheer me right up when Im feeling glum!!

MWAH
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"Even God cant change the past, no matter how many tears Ive cried... yes I thought this love would last, who am I to question why? who am i?" ... Lets hope he can cheat fate and change the future tho eh.. :-)
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