Sunday, March 26, 2006

Few more...

Were wombles that slim!?
70's chic! :) Posted by Picasa

The 70's theme night...


From left to right, Me (remember your a womble..) Walklett (as pink panther/carebear/zag from zig n zag...)Richard (as ALF ((1986))


Fordy and Brett (we think Fordy had the biggest hair)
Kev, Pete and Morrell














More photos to follow as my betrothed appears to have missed the birthday girl! x Posted by Picasa

Friday, March 24, 2006

Fancy dress disasterouso!!

Ok...
So as we know, Donnas (aka the pregnant one) birthday is in a few days and we are going to a party tomorrow that has a seventies theme.. Now, I have been to two fancy dress parties and looked for every bloody outfit from george and bungle from rainbow, to Freddy BASTARD Mercury! Are any of em any good?! Are they fuck! All the good outfits (including bugs bunney, sylvester the cat, tweety pie, tom and jerry, and fred flinstone) have been previously rented out So.. Ive decided Im going to go as a time traveller from modern day.. Unless they get a half decent outfit in for tomorrow that is!!! We shall see... Dont seem to have any bloody luck!

am going out tonight with Stacey.. We are going to get a little bit tipsy me thinks.. Should be fun.. Not been out wit her for too long!

I finally got my much needed, much awaited, much better rise from ANC. It means I am now earning a half decent wage and can put aside 400-500 pound to save towards hols/house/stuff. Am due one more small rise (think about 1k) in a months time but Im as happy as Larry with this for now. ANC are the best ever.. for at least a week! :)

xxx

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Theres a website that you can visit that has some of the latest DVDs for £2.95! Theyre selling out quick tho n its damn near impossible to get on there! Give it a go anyway! Click here to go straight there! :)

Monday, March 20, 2006

R-I-P Carphone Whorehouse!!!

Thank you for your e-mail received on 17th March 2006. I appreciate your patience in awaiting a reply. I am sorry to hear the problems you experienced in regard to the level of customer service received. If you feel that our service has fallen below your expectations on this occasion. Clearly, this is not the service that we aim to provide. The address to send in your written notice is correct and I can confirm that your account is scheduled to disconnect on the 13th April 2006.

As a gesture of goodwill I would like to offer a credit of £10.00 onto your account for the inconvenience caused. As an organisation we try very hard to provide exceptional service, I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your constructive criticism as this information is imperative to find our short comings. I will address this issue to a member of management, to insure that this incident is not repeated and have made a note on your account.If you need any more help, please reply back to vodafonecs@cpw.co.uk or call our Customer Service Team on 0870 111 7400.

RegardsLe-yen Huynh

Theyre still shit..

In other news... a big thank you to Christo whom I work with who has (again) made my blog look rather snazzy.. Got to say its my favourite set out yet! unfortunately, I have a website in progress and it screwed this site up for a few days! Luckily, Christo solved this n all!! So a big fat thank you to Christo!! :)

Right, Back to the grind stone.. Im working lates this week :'( x

Friday, March 17, 2006

Carphone whorehouses reply...

Is it possible that they make me Grrr more every time I speak to them!!?!??


Thank you for your e-mail received on the 6th March 2006. I appreciate your patience in awaiting a reply.
I am sorry to learn of your experience trying to contact our Customer Services Team. At busy times, we do have to operate a call queuing system to ensure that we answer calls fairly and efficiently. However, it is never our intention to leave anyone waiting for the length of time you have experienced.
I am sorry to hear you wish to cancel your contract with Vodafone and The Carphone Warehouse. Your current contract terminates on the 31st March 2006. To begin the process of disconnecting your account please contact our Loyalty Department on 0208 896 5491.
Once you have spoken to our Loyalty Team they will issue you with a Disconnection Request number (DRN). As per the terms and conditions of your contract we require thirty days written notice for disconnection. Therefore, once you have obtained your DRN you will be required to provide 30 days written notice. Your disconnection request is to be sent to the address shown below:
Disconnections Management
The Carphone Warehouse Limited
1 Portal Way
London
W3 6RS
Please include
* Name, address, contact details, signature.
* Mobile number
* Reason for disconnection
* If a PAC number is required.
Your signature is also required on the letter. It is important to know, that we require customers to send this recorded delivery or get by proof of postage (free from your post office) as we would require this information if your request is not received by us. Once we have received your request, the 30 days will start from that date. Any line rental paid in advance will be credited back to your account. You will then receive your final invoice to advise of any balance outstanding and you are liable for all charges on your account until it is disconnected.
If you wish to keep your number to transfer to another Mobile Network or Service Provider, you will need to request a Port Authorisation Code (PAC). Please discuss your requirements with our Loyalty Advisor. To obtain your PAC number you will need to contact our Loyalty Team on 0208 896 5491. Once you have received your PAC number you will need to contact your new provider and inform them of the number. Once they have transferred your number they will then contact us to disconnect your account. This can take 7-10 working days for this process to be completed. Your account with us will need to be active for the transfer to be processed.
The PAC number will expire after 30 days. If you do not use your PAC number within this time your account with us will not be disconnected and you will be liable for any charges incurred. You will then need to request another PAC number or provide written confirmation of your request for disconnection.
Your current outstanding balance up to the date of the 14th March 2006 is at the amount of £7.72 (excluding VAT). You currently have used 91:58 minutes out of your calling allowance of 1000 minutes and £0.10 out of your £10.21 Value bundle. You have also used 0 minutes out of 50 3G Video bundle.


OK... And now the good bit.. My reply:-


I appreciate your response but it is far too late for me to be ringing your customer retention as it was them fools that kept me on hold for nearly an hour in the first instance! I have sent 4 letters to you’re your 1 portal way address to different departments. All have been sent recorded delivery. If you look at my Vodafone bill, the balance is seven pound odd purely because of the time wasted trying to end my contract. There is no way that I am spending any more of my money trying to get in touch with you. The last direct debit will be coming from my bank account at the end of next month.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Grrr @ carphone whore house...

Account Number:- E***837

To Whom it may concern,
Please cancel the contract to 079174****5. I here by give 31 days notice. Please see below email that I sent on the 09/03/06. I am forwarding this to every address I have and any emails that I have for your company:-

If you would care to look back on the records for telephone number 07917****65, you will find that since last weekend I have made numerous attempts at trying to get an address from you to cancel my contract. I have been fobbed off and put on hold to the limits and have spent over two hours on the phone to you. Tonight I spoke to a gentleman who told me he would put me through to someone who would give me the cancellation department address (why I needed putting through to someone else I haven’t got the foggiest) but then I was kept on hold for over 40 minutes. (This was from approx 6.50pm) As there was no answer I thought I would then try and phone back to speak to the lovely gentleman that wasted my time in the first instance, at which point I was told that you closed your offices at 7pm. This means that I was on hold for 40 minutes while your staff were packing their belongings away and heading off home... I am still none the wiser to which address I should send my 1 months notice to (not that I am particularly bothered!) and so will be sending it to

The Carphone Warehouse Correspondence Department
1 Portal Way
London
W3 6RS

If this should be any different then I suggest you let me know as soon as possible. I would assume the worst damage you can do is cut me off (which would be a blessing) as there doesn’t seem much point doing this through the correct channels.

I will not be recommending you to my friends and family and can honestly say that from start to finish your service has been horrendous. I would also suggest a free phone telephone number so that that at least you are not charging money for wasting my time. Please pass this to your nearest and dearest.


I assume you would understand the above. Kindly cancel my contract at your earliest convenience as my direct debit will be cancelled from next month.

There u go.. Fucking bastards.. x

Oooh one last photo!


Spot the extra accessory provided by yours truly!

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Some more photos....


































Some more photos from the murder mystery night. Richards attire was sported directly from his fathers wardrobe (glasses n all!) Kevs whole wardrobe (minus cycling shorts and shoes) were borrowed from his mum, and I think rest of us just grabbed random things that we found in our wardrobe.. (which makes Fordies outfit a little worrying but hey ho!!)

Sorry to anyone who found my last blog in poor taste re Richards mate... As it happens, Richard spoke to her yesterday and put the record straight on all accounts. I would just like to clarify that at no point was I bitchin behind her back. She is quite aware that I have been thoroughly pissed off. Its sorted now anyway!

Always appreciating comments people wish to leave on here... :-)

I told you so...



Kev... I rest my case...

Saturday, March 04, 2006

A new look blog...

I dont know whether anyone has noticed but my blog has been slightly "revamped".. I wish I could say that I did this all by myself but unfortunately, it was done by a member of the IT helpdesk. (who actually stayed over 2 hours just to do it!) Soooo... Im a little bit more individual now.. And am certainly going to be looking into the whole designing of blogs etc.. Although whether I will actually risk bringing the whole blogger site down is another story altogether!! Keep a watch out though cos theres a few things that I have been taught how to do and I will be playing with over the next few days! :-)

Me and the wife to be went to a Murder mystery night last night at one of his friends houses. Very good night it was (even without getting sloshed!) and some of the costumes (kev) were absolutely... Stunning... (Kev)... Really... Individual.. (kev).. I will enclose some photos shortly so you can see "exactly" what I am talking about! (KEV!!!) My outfit was quite bland.. I sported a black shirt, pink tie, cream trousrs and a moustache.. Richard ended up being the murderer anyway! (and very shexy in his dads 1980's style "not quite deidre Barlow but quite shocking" glasses.) All very exciting.. Didnt feel that safe sleeping with him last night though!!

One of Richards friends (and would you believe i used to like her so am not been a bitch!) is been a prick as of late. Before Christmas, she seemed to start making it her mission to entice Richard out without me. Perfectly understandable if she wanted a "girly" chat with him or something.. But the fact of it is, is that she was inviting everyone out.. Except me.. And then when seeing her on New years eve, she virtually ruined my night by feeding me shit about Richard... I actually thought she was quite an honest person till Richard informed me she the biggest bulshitted this side of the whitehouse! What annoyed me most was that she obviously thinks that I believe the crap that she comes out with and dont know Richard! Anyway, its beginning to do my head in, as since Christmas, the only texts that she is sending are ones asking when Rich is coming out without me? Its fair enough that she doesnt know Im reading the texts but this is the girl that I helped paint her house for weeks before she moved in.. She was my best friend then... loved me.. Asked me around at least twice a week! And now, She doesnt give a flying fuck... Im just sneeped I suppose... Shes even invited Richards mum around for dinner (might I add, she hardly knows her apart from polite hello and goodbyes over the years) and now asking Richard when him and his mum can go around.. To be honest, I would think Richards mum would think it strange that I was not invited anyway! It seems, anything to get him there without me! Its just like shes making a constant point of me not been there and Im coming to the point where I can feel my fingers hovering over my phone ready to ask her what her problem is... Anyway.. Theres my rant done.. Richards going to have a word as he does agree with me on the situation so please dont all think Im a loopy boi.. One more thing then Im going to shurrup as I dont feel that Ive justified myself too well... :-

I am willing to accept that people go out with their friends on their own.. But I firmly believe that you develop a "our friends" circle rather than "my friend". I know that if me and Rich split, I would probably not see most of his friends again (at the moment, although as years press on, Im sure this will change) because primarily they are "his" friends, but it doesnt stop me from liking and wanting to spend time with them. I never see Donna without Kev or Kev without Donna..But they do go out at times on their own with work or if Kev goes football do's etc. Richard is the same.. He goes out with work, as do I and if hes working late, sometimes he will go around Kev n Donnas or something. His other mate Im talking about has a boyfriend that she sees on a Wedesday and Saturday every week... She cant really do much more often because he lives in Manchester so she has not really got the same "convenience" as me and Richard. She assumes though that because she only sees her boyfriend twice a week, that me and Richard should be the same. A few points to consider here:-

A.) This girl has been seeing the lad for a little over a year and still says that she is not in love nor has she ever been in love.. Not a bad thing as she is a really funny/outgoing/ person and Im sure she will find someone who she wants to settle with. But she is not in love and doesnt know the true feeling of "coupledom" and should realise that not everyone is in the same boat as her. Me and Richard have been seeing each other just a little longer than his mate and her bf but we are a proper couple and I dont think she grasps that. We are even looking to start saving for a house when we come back from Muscat (which I have done research on which am going to post!!)

B.) Me and Richard do have our days off in the week where we dont see each other.. If this was a Wednesday, would she change her plans from seeing her other half to see Richard? We have seen from experience that the answer to this is a big fat no! So why should richard? The compromise is we see her together...

Im gonna shut it now.. ...

Ooo... And I just solved an IT issue by sending a multimedia message showing a girl how to feed her printer! Im getting good at this!! :-)

The Muscat info that I wanted to post, will not post but in May it is hotter in muscat than July/August in Egypt.. I have a feeling Im going to be taking the factor 100000 on my person! LOL xxxx Ta tarrr!!!


In other news, I fear I may have to stop swearing so much in front of Jaya,,, I keep thinking her first words are going to be "didi a batdard" (adies a bastard)

See yaaa
xxx

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Pervy Goatee..

Yes yes yes (oh yes..) He is sporting his very own pervy goatee! Now, before you think Ive gone totally off the rails, there is quite a good reason for this. Tomorrow I am going to a murder mystery night at a friends house and have been given my "character.." This character is a man in a loose creme suit with pink tie and moustache.. I do not have access to a cream suit but Kev apparantly has some that I can borrow for the night.. Sooo, rather than look like a complete and utter bum at work for the next couple of days I thought I would just sport a little goatee...I may even keep it until Sunday! (oooh errr, Richard will be pleased!!)

It has finally been confirmed my mummy kazduck that I am putting weight on... Was a bit gutted yesterday but the chinese I consumed last night helped to ease the pain somewhat! I have been quite good this week but dont seem to be losing any weight whatsoever really.. Will try to be good this weekend (to a certain extent!) and will let you know the damage on Monday!

Am on day 4 of the 6am-3pm shift... I am now finding myself movin around using my teeth to grip the pavement.. and Ive got to work this Saturday which is a little bit poo on a shoe ish aint it!! I think a lie in will be muchly needed on Sunday! Richie not off with me this weekend either so will be boring days of just sitting in and doing nothing.. Maybe I shalt go to the gym! Hoorah!

Ok.. Better be off.. Work to do n that.. (waahahahahahahah!)
xxxx

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

*yawnnn*

Did I mention in previous blog that this week I am working 6am-3pm? (shift should be 6-2pm but Im doing overtime because Im super good!) Well.. I am.. and Im tired.. Have been waking up at 5.15am every morning but last night did not get beddy byes until about 12.45am so am now super duper sleepy and talking rubbish to everyone!! I am DEFINITELY going to bed earlier tonight with a nice cup of cocoa!

The diet is going well so far this week although I dont seem to be losing any weight so far.. (though admittedly am only on day 3!!) Gym tonight though with Mr peel! We are doing really well and its nice to have a chin wag while your doing exercise.. It makes time go that little bit quicker!

Anyway.. going to get me head down.. Very sleepy!! xxx



Monday, February 27, 2006

Savings accounts,(hmph!) tramps (yay!) and weight loss (pppfffftt!!)

Hello Campers!
Yet again, I have failed to update as often as I like... I sick of apologising... But.. Sorry! I have had quite a busy week but can dumb it down over a couple of bullet like pointers...(you'll like that wont you!)
  • After stepping over a "bum" several times on the way up to my flat, I rang the housing people that I rent off (more for the reason that I was worried about my mum inviting him in for tea and offering my bed out than anything else!) I rang them I asked for "the tramp removal service.." The lady on the other phone obviously did not know what I was talking about to start with so I spoke in my bestest hinglish and slurred out "I have a tramp in my stairwell, I would like it removed..." (much to the hilarity of the folk that I work with..) After the lady on the other end of the phone had stopped laughing (how rude!) she put me through to good old Ingrid who is always happy to help! Ingrid, we love you..
  • On Saturday, after much discussing, me and Richard decided to open a savings account together. To cut a long story short, things didnt go quite as planned and so we now have all our worldly savings in an account in just his name (I think this is where a big black man to comes and whisks Richard away with my savings and I write to womans own and sell my story for £300.00... or am I getting carried away again!?)... Where was I? Oh yes, So now, I am awaiting some paperwork from Natwest who will hopefully beable to add Richard onto my savings account there.. And if not, then arseholes to it all..I shall keep the money under my bed!!
  • My weight seems to be creeping up,(AGAIN) especially since I have started back at the gym.. Where my hairdresser thinks I am "looking very healthy" and Richard says "You never put on weight" and my mum says "it must be muscle.." I just dont feel/see/believe it... My weight has gone up to 12 stone and I must (must must!!!!!!!!!!!) get into the health kick for my own good...and my holiday... Otherwise, I will be having to be carted about via wheelbarrow which is not an idea that tickles my fancy muchly!

Soooo.. Thats about it over the last week.... I also went to Richards sisters bf's house on Saturday night where I ate/drank muchly and was merry and then went out for dinner with his parents last night! I enjoy our little outings... We dont need to spend a vast amount of money to have a good time which is always good!

I will update soon.. Got to go to sort my pennies out on Natwest online.. I am working 6-2pm this week and there appears to be no work to do! (Not a bad thing!)Comments would be nice but am aware that Jasey is without nettage and appears to be the only person that reads this anymore! :-)

xxxxxxxxxxx

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Its been a while...Valentines dayyy... 12 stone :-S

Have people stopped reading yet?? Im a bit behind on times arent I?! Ah well..

VALENTINES DAY!!!

Ahem, I do apologise for that... I seem to have.. u know...

PREZZIES!!!! POSH WINE!!!! ROMANTIC MEAL FOR TWO!!!

Im sorry, I really dont know what came over me there.. I think it may be a form of torre...

FANTASTIC FOUR DVD, JORDANS SECOND AUTOBIOGRAPHY, BIG FUCK OFF BOX OF CHOCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You will have to forgive me for my rudeness, but if you read back to last year, I didnt have my valentine here with me so I am quite chuffed with it all!! The night went brilliantly (though we did walk out of the first restaurant that we ate at... poor service!) Was very romantic though and Richard looked the nicest I have ever (ever ever) seen him.. I just kept goggling at him.. Was quite amusing..I also got lovely card n choccies n sweeties off jasey pie! Cheers Jasey plops!

I need some new clothes I reckon.. But think im going to wait until just before my jollies then Ill get a couple of bits n bobs! :-) Im not sure if I mentioned my holiday but am going to Muscat in May for 12 nights.. Me n Rich had to reach a compromise because of my fear of flying! Still got a bargain anyway and Im really really quite excited about it!! When we get back from Muscat, we are going to start saving for our own place.. Best to do it properly really aint it. We are going to open a joint savings account and start saving! I reckon once I get my 3rd and final rise (which should be in May sometime) I should beable to put aside an amount a month n richie should beable to do the same! May be a few months of pulling belts in but i will be well worth it! :-)

RIght then, im going to have my teeth tugged at again today so better be off!!

MWAH xxxx



Thursday, February 09, 2006

A night out in Brum Brum...

Me and bitchie on a night out in Brum,, Posted by Picasa

Saturday, February 04, 2006

"I see the light... Whoahhh... ditto ditto ditto..."

Hello there all you topcats, trollops and tramps! I do hope that you are all still reading! I know Im still a lickle bit shite with my updates but I tend to let things drift.. The last entry was with regards to the lovely ex I believe and for benefit of those who have never met him.. :-)

I dont know if I have moaned about the dentist but if I have, I obviously havent done enough so am going to take this moment to have a good old rant about the cost of treatment (£220.00 for 2 fuckin wannabe white fillings!!) Well, Let me tell you,. my teeth? They can fookin rot from now on cos I aint paying out that amount for no fucker again!! Did have a good row with the ignorant receptionist though which made me feel a little bit better! :-)

Been a funny few days actually.. I had my 3 month review at work and they have agreed that I can stay which is rather good, plus the person who was making my stay uncomfy has been taken to one side so I am informed by my manager.

Anyway, didnt have a good night last night. Was not your typical Friday night! I dunno.. some things seem to be going spot on and others are slipping away from me and I feel as if I cant do anything to change the enivitable... and im sure you will agree when I say that there is nothing worse than not been able to change something that you would give the world to see differently.... Im talking in code arent I? Ill shurrup now...

My mum is not sure whether she is going to be moving in with Kev anymore... Well last night she was but day before she wasnt so ive told her she needs to make up her mind as I dont know if Im coming or going at the moment!

I am going out with Richard somewhere nice tonight although where remains a mytery at the moment. Would quite like to go for a drink I think and then something to eat!

Richard:- I love you..
Jasey poops, keep the texts coming.. you cheer me right up when Im feeling glum!!

MWAH
x

"Even God cant change the past, no matter how many tears Ive cried... yes I thought this love would last, who am I to question why? who am i?" ... Lets hope he can cheat fate and change the future tho eh.. :-)
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Saturday, January 28, 2006

A Thank you..

I would just like to thank all of those people that voted Chantelle to win last night. I text 30 odd people askin you to do so and obviously this paid off and it was purely down to me that she won.. !! If Bazza Barrymore would have won, I fear he would not have been able to fit his head through the door! Did you see him!? Eejit!

Richs sister and her mate are coming around tonight for a few drinks and then we are going to go for a curry! Am really looking forward to it but kinda shitting me pants as I dont really like my flat and Richs sister is an interior designer kind person. She very very nice though so I know she wouldnt say something even if she thought it was a shit hole!

Work has been a bit shit this week. We had a upgrade that all customers had to make on their system and it gets a bit annoying repeating yourself to numpties after a while! Nay matter anyway, This time in a year I will hopefully be a Guru.. Just hoping I wont stab a certain someone in the eye with a screwdriver!


I didnt win the lottery euro millions although I had spent it all before the draw... Only a little bit bitter about that though (fucking bastards!!) cos people like me dont have luck like that.. Its always a middle aged family that win it or a down and out (how do they afford the ticket in the first place!?!) anyway, yet another roll over so Im having another go next week!! :-)

Richard has won tickets for us to go and see take that in concert in July on Ebay. Not sure yet if I really wanna go as its for standing tickets and I dont like been in crowds (which is why I have my tesco shopping delivered!) We shall have to see... Speaking of tesco, the bastards came this morning and made me carry the shopping up with them again, before proceeding to drop the whole load of it down the stairs. So, Ive made a decision.. Im fucking sick of tesco men/women making me feel guilty when theyre paid to deliver my shopping to my door (why employ old men and weak women to tackle such a job!?) so im going to buy it from the supermarket from now on! Got to be less hassle hasnt it!?

Anyway.. !
xxx


Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Blow those whistles, pump those horns...!!!!

Well I went to the gym tonight!I did 3 fitness tests on three machines. One said i was elite (does anyone know what this means) and two said that my fitness level was "very low" Im not too impressed.. I think I did an absolutely splendid job (of looking like a complete and utter nob ed!) and would love to go again soon (next year will do..) The only bad thing was I happened to stumble on one of my ex's (ugly bastard) while there who I am pleased to report, looked as though he could have crawled up his own ass... (most of my exs do... I dont think they like the thought of been associated with me!)

Anyway.. Will write soon
MWAH
xxx

And the transfer from bouquet to vase was successful, as was the eating of every single one of the chocs(12 stone today! AGhhh!) xx



Monday, January 23, 2006





Yes girlies and boys! He has finally got them! For my one year anniversary, I got 24 gorgeous red roses and two boxes of poish chocs sent to my work!!! They are absolutely bloody gorgeous!! Anyway least expected prezzie ever! Love em!! Love me bitchie too of course.. Got to go now.. Going for a slap up meal to celebrate one year together!! :D MWAH xxx

Sunday, January 22, 2006

15 minutes until my one year anniversary..

Its funny how quickly a year can go isnt it..? Time flies.. Before I know it Im going to be in a nursing home having my pad changed on a daily basis by some little poncy care assistant... Did I ever mention that I was a care assistant for precisely 8 months.. I knew that it was not my calling in life when I felt like I wanted to rip the clients heads off when they didnt do what I said.. (bear in mind, these poor people had been cabbaged in car accidents or had severe huntingtons ((which kind makes you a living breathing Jibba Jabba)) Hats off to anyone who can do it though cos without carers/nurses etc we wouldnt get by...They should get paid alot more for what they do tho!!

Went to Birmingham yesterday and had an ab fab time with Jasey! We did a lil eating (and i didnt pick off anyones plate!!) then a lil drinkin, then a lil shopping, then a lil bit more drinking.. nd shopping.. then some more drinking.. and shopping... Before coming home.. It was wicked.. Got to do it more often thogh.. Can honestly say it was as fun as the first time I met him... We laughed lots and I even did the Adie dance a couple of times for him!

Soo.. Tomorrow night, me and rich are going for a romantic meal for two at a new restaurant that has opened near me. Im quite excited about the whole thing and still find it hard to believe that it has only been a year. Reading back, things havent been smooth and i think me and Rich know more than anyone that in some ways we are like chalk and cheese (him been the cheese as its smelly!) but something has kept us together for this long and although it gets hard at times, there is noone in the world I would rather be spending my life with...

Oooh. and Bitchie, if ur reading.. In answer to your question that I didnt answer tonight, Of course I still want to..Happy anniversary baby... :-)
xxx
xx
x

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Brum brum.. Bruuuummmmmm!!

Mornin!
Going to brum later today with Jason! I have managed to dig up a few pound so we r going to spend all day in cafes with me eatin his dinner! Should be fun! Also buying Richie a anniversary card for Monday.. somethings gotta be going right eh??
xxx
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x

Friday, January 20, 2006

Alex...

This is alex that i work with. He also goes by the name of "little un, scrappy doo, alexandrrraaa, and Oi!" Tries to give looks as hard as nails but if you tickle him under the chin hes a teddy bear! His favourite words are" Sweet" (this is rather good and can be substituted for swweeeeddd...) "sound" (this means good) "yeet" (very bad, horrible, ugly girl.) "yoff/youf/youth" (said over 20 times in each of his sentences.) and "this printer/computer/anything is gay" before shouting "sorry ade" across the office... lol!

The Spooons...

It never ceases to amaze me ow many drinks I can buy at weatherspoons with how much money i have got! Even if I just take ten pound out with me, I can always buy a curry from curry night, and a round for all the people I with. I was even drinking Archers Veet (i think they are called) last night and they were 99p (less than a quid!!).. I had 20 quid with me last night and felt suitably tipsy by the end of the night and still managed to come away with a fiver change.. I also did the usual "lets eat everyones left overs" which is getting embarrassing.. What can I say? I dont like to see waste! :-)

Sooo we have no progress on anything that Ive previously mentioned but me and Richard were on about going somewhere like Muscat, Egypt, Kenya etc earlier on in the year but as I arent all that sure where my next penny is coming from at the moment, Ive put hold on all that idea for now. Trying to be sensible about stuff!

Have been working strange shifts this week. Monday was 9am-8pm, tuesday was 10pm-5pm, wednesday 2pm-10pm, thurs 1pm-7pm and today its 2pm-10pm again. All a bit shit if u ask me! Taking its toll on my body clock and my mood! :-( Have decided I think Im going to do something reeeeallly exciting this weekend... altho what I can do with a five pound note and a lot of enthusiasm remains to be seen!

Think I may test my new gym out tomorrow at some point.. Have got a couple of free passes there and have not been yet so would be good to give it a go. When I went for the look around though there seemed to be an awful lot of men in lycra.. No way, no how am I gonna be wearing lycra... (chicken legs in foil comes to mind!)

Sooo anyway.. Where are my comments gone?! Has every1 got fed up of me and buggered off?! :)
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Wednesday, January 18, 2006



Some photos that I forgot to add... Was around 12th December me thinks! I was so proud of my rice cake that I had made and love the way Richard is looking me in that photo.. Eyes full of love.. or is he looking at me as if Im the biggest idiot alive?! Hmm.. Anyway, All of these photos were shortly before we encountered a huge flannel fight with the table opposite us!

Things are strange in the land of Ade..... My mums moving out and Im not sure what Im going to do at the moment. Am really chuffed for her as she has finally met someone and seems to be madly in love.. She really does need to go and look at the place she is moving to though first! lol! Shes going at the end of April by the looks of things! Anyway, I seem to have four options and have no clue which way is going to be steered... Either:-

A.) Richard moves in. (these talks are in session)
B.) I get a lodger (This is not as easy as one would think due to me not been the owner of the place but have got around 3 months to think...also not sure I fancy sharing with a stranger/weirdo/sponger.. etc and them having the run of my "living room/kitchen/bathroom/life!! but I could probably get good money off them if I found one which would be good!)
C.) I get a part time job (sat/sun night weekly... Do I not work hard enough as it is!?).. Oh yeah, I dont.. LOL!
D.) I try and go it alone in the flat (This is manageable if social life is the same of that of a mountain goat...)

Like I say, at the moment, have no idea whatsoever which way the willy is gonna wangle.. Should have a clearer view of things soon but for now, Adie poo is turning into a domestic God (dess) and is starting to tidy up after himself.. No more relying on mummy.. I did it once upon a time and its time to start doing it again! Anyone who knows me will say that when I get stuck in, Im actually quite good.. I just need some motivation! :)

Ive also decided that Im going to replace some bits and bobs and Richard wants a bit of input into how the flats going to look which is nice as he does have quite good taste (hes with me, he must have! Rahaha!) so will be doing that over next few months!!

Big happy birthday to Jasey this week... Congrats to Natt on getting back with Carol (again.. tut.. lesbian..) and big congrats to Mr Wings and Rob who are muchly in love and setting up abode out of gayville! Tis me one year anniversary with Richard on Monday.. Aww... A whole year... Could it be that Adies met his match?! :-)

Oooh we also joined a gym I should mention! Total fitness! So hopefully soon enough you will see a new hip buff sex God before you.. (Richard... as for me.. I doubt Ill change much.. Am quite excited though as there is a cafe there!!)

Will try to start updating a little more often anyway as I do realise that I have become a little bit slack! (ooo err.. ) xxx

Monday, January 09, 2006

An Update...

Hi There!!
Long time no update!! Well, here I am.... So ya can shut yr face now Natt!! I havent really got that much gossip to be honest! Its no longer looking as though I am going to be going to Dubai.. (NOR MUSCAT!!) as they seem to enjoy advertising false offers!! TUT!!! Im happy with the lake district anyway as anywhere that stops me from flying is always a bonus!!

Work is going well!! I am learning something new every day and am 2 months into my new job today..,, cant really say anything else bout work...

There is talk of me and my sister "reviving" our singing at pubs and clubs. Apparantly the working mens club where we used to do most of our sessions at have asked if we can do next boxing day and New Year. .. am going to go to my daddy dears tomorrow night with Beverley Anne and see if we have still "got it!!" (to be honest I dont think Ive ever had anything but a croaky voice but we shall see how it goes!!)

Anywaaayyyyy!! Im going to pop off now!! Night of soaps planned!

Catch ya laterz
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Thursday, January 05, 2006

Me and ma bitchie on new years eve 2005
Fay with her sparkler,, Think she was a lil bit excited about the whole thing...
Me and me bitchie again!

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Respect to anyone who can walk in heels this big!! Posted by Picasa

Another Andy photo...

Think this was for fancy dress at his work.. And yes, of course he won!! Posted by Picasa

When the sleigh bells stop?!

*WHOOSH* Im sorry, did someone see Christmas just fly by?!!? Doesnt feel like a minute ago I were last minute shopping (in july) for it!! Anyway, to cut a long story short, I had possibly the best Christmas ever.... All for one reason and that is that I spent it with Richard. He totally spoiled me and as well as lots of other bits, I got an Ipod Nano, a Idog (ded cool) a t shirt (v nice) loadsa CD's, a wallet, umbrella, smelly set, aftershave, mouse that lights and changes colour for my pc and loads of other bits!! gotta say though what made the day was spending it with him.. Aww.. how soppy am I?!

Sooo... Now we are just waiting for the new year party to be over and then its back to the grind stone aint it.... Quite looking forward to my summer hols now!! Already planning them and are looking at dubai (again) or somewhere in the middle east where you get from town to town by flinstone type vehicles!!

Gays are now allowed to marry to I hear!! Apparantly Stoke On Trent already had 36 marriages planned.. Im willing to bet that 30 of the fuckers have been together less than 6 months.. Gays and their parties!? I dont think people appreciate sometimes how normal I actually am compared to a lot of gays.. Some at work appear to have taken an instant dislike to me...Possibly because of my sexuality and threatening masculinity etc etc... Not that I care, but I am actually quite a nice person and I dont skip around in a crop top and a flower in my hair..Believe me, some do! So what if Im a little bit camp at times... Im a nice guy.... Unfair!? I think so! Ranting now so will immediatly shut my cake hole!! :)

We have also decided that we are going to have a UK mini break not one abroad which I have got to say, i am absolutely ecstatic about!! Am going to have a look over the next few weeks to see if I can maybe get something booked up!! :D
In other news, my tooth is fucked so got to have it sorted tomorrow.. in the mean time i seem to be slowly shredding my tongue to shreds!! :'(

Happy new year everyone :)
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My first time out with Andy

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how gay am I?!

bloody ell... And people think Im camp now!! If only they could have seen me back then.. this photo and below shows me aged 15-16 shortly after the discoverment of gayness!! LOL Posted by Picasa
 
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Saturday, December 24, 2005




MY MATE ANDY AS HIS CHRISTMAS CHARACTER (HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY AMAZIN AND DOES ALL HIS OWN COSTUMES/MAKEUP ETC) AND ME ATTEMPTING TO BE CHRISTMASSY FOR THE CAMERA!

1 sleep...........!!!!!!

Ay up!
Im at work this morning.. How poo is that?! I would REALLY be loving it if I could go home at the mo! Went out last night (one of the all time shittest nights out ever.. ) But my mate Andy got dressed up (will include a photo) and it was really good to see him glammed up! :)

I really conna be arsed to write this.. Im knackered.. Think Ill put me head down for a bit!
Merry Christmas everyone! :)
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Saturday, December 17, 2005

7 sleeps....

Only seven nights until jolly old saint fuckwit (sorry, I mean Nick) Blows his load down all of our chimneys again.. (Personally, I am pretty grateful that I have no chimney...) I have spent every occasion that I have seen my neice Jaya since 1st December whispering to her that there is no santa... Cos there isnt you know.. WOH NO!!.. Broke my fuckin heart when I found out.. I was only 20 too.. I dont see the harm it would have done to leave me believing in santa clause for a few more years to be honest but my mother thought it was "time that I knew.." Yeah.. WHATEVER!! So now Im on the rampage to all small children under 2 years old and letting them all know that there is no such thing as the fat twat they call "Santa!" Tut!!

Anyway, My last pressie came today for richard... Think I may have said that about 20 times now but its definitely here and Im definitely sorted... Dont think hes gonna be all that impressed with all of the presents that Ive bought him but I put as much thought into it after the marathon of spending I did for his birthday and he knows this!!

My laptop is away for repair at the moment so Im working off my sisters PC but have got to reformat the thing etc etc before wednesday as Im flogging it which will leave me without a PC. Not sure whether to just buy another one.. Quite like the look of the Sony Vaio but seeing as my laptop is £1200.00 in shops and I got it for £560.00, it kinda makes me think that I should maybe try to get used to it.. It is very pretty as well I spose.. Want some wire tidiers too cos am sick of the mess me wires make!!

Anyway.. Ill update soon
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

The Entertainer?!!?

Richard made a suggestion to me on Sunday.. He mentioned that his friends have never seen my flat and that its looking rather nice and Christmassy at the moment and that we could invite them around for a takeaway or a drink or something... It was only when he said that how much I realised that I would love them to come and see the place. It seems silly that week in week out I visit them and yet they have not got a clue what my abode even looks like.. (yeah its not a palace but its OK!) So I have sent Donna a text saying that before Christmas they must come and visit.. Last night I was even talking about dragging Richards poor mother over for tea as well!! All of a sudden Im turning into Hyacinth.. Before u know it Ill be hosting candlelight suppers for celebrities!! Or not... but i do seriously think that if I started inviting a few more people around (now I have my shiny new carpets) that i could become quite domesticated....Could it be that Im lookin to settle...

We have the yearly ANC christmas dooo on Thursday night and have only been informed today that no jeans are allowed.. Bit late notice for everyone.. There is uproar here! We are all going to rebel and wear our jeans anyway!! That will teach them a lesson.. And Im sure we will be laughing when they kick us out for been too casually dressed.. But "party wear" nowadays is not shirt trousers and black shoes is it?! Bloody disgraceful! End of moan.. For now..

Christmas is fast approaching (only 12 days now!) and I have one more present to buy which is totally baffling me as Ive not got a clue what kind to buy! Will have to get it soon though otherwise it may not arrive in time for St Nick!!

Anywayyyyyyy, I had better go and do some work as its coming to the end of my dinner 10 minutes now!! :-P

Will be having a nice afternoon on Thursday with Richard and then a nice Friday in Trentham gardens with Richard and his mum before going to The legs of Man for our dinner.


Still got yer card on me desk Jasey.. Really will send it before Christmas day... :) Oooh.. And while we on the subject.. Richards card e' got me for christmas... Wonderful!! :)
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Friday, December 09, 2005

Jingle Ma Bells!!!!

Howdy Everyone,
Have we all done our Christmas shopping yet? Are we jingling all the way? Will it be a white Christmas?! Do any of us care?!!? I have done all of my shopping and so as we speak am sitting here looking extremely pleased with myself.. Altho saying this, on Christmas day when people come to open their goodies.. I think Im going to be looking an awful lot less pleased with myself.. cant say that Ive managed to do all that well with presents that I have been buying Richard but with me getting most things he wanted for his birthday its been a bit of a headache trying to think of even more things for Christmas. I know he understands anyway!! Cant think what it is hes going to buy me.. I know we are both spending quite a few pennies and are doing each other stockings which I loveeee!!! (sweety stockings not wearing stockings!)

Im putting up all of my Christmas decorations tomorrow night along with a Christmas tree that Im throwing up!! My mum and her bf (woh yesh, Karen is not gonna be lonely this Christmas!!) are coming to get a Christmas tree tomorrow… Hate lugging the thing about!! Also writing my Christmas cards.. Need a few peoples addresses tho.. Jasey, get in touch!!

I have put on around 10 pound on in the last month weight wise.. I cant be bothered at the moment though.. My body is a temple of love!!

Met Fordies GF on Sunday so Im now officially not the newbie in the gang!!! WOOT WOOT!!

Going for a meal tonight then back to mine for a lovely dessert and Champagne.. How nice does that sound.. cept I don’t really like Champagne.. But shhhhh!!!!!

Lots of love
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Monday, December 05, 2005

The best bf in the world... ever?!?! :)


Thought I would treat ma bitchie as he has been an absolutely wonderful bf since he came back from australia... He always said he wasnt a puff that wanted flowers so I did what any respectable gay would do.. Got him everythin but!! Had text Donna and his sister cos I thought he may go mad but he didnt.. He really liked em... He deserved em anyway..


Speak soon
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Friday, December 02, 2005

F-F-F-F-F-F-F-RIDAYYYYY!!

Hey Y'all
Went out last night to Fays house (very nice it is too) and had some tea and was sposed to get pissed but for some reason I was sober as a judge (i did try my hardest tho!) Bitchie had a poorly bad tummy so he was unable to drink much at all. Seems to be better now though so tonight we are going to go for an Indian very nearby where I live. Its meant to be a right nice place to go. Richard has a really fussy mate called Danni and even she loved it!!!

I have been in ever such a strange mood today (think the only person that wil know what I mean is Richard,,,) Think I need to get home and get to bed.. Am working tomorrow though!! Not too keen on that Idea let me tell you!! I have to start at 6am and finish around 12pm! :(

Things are still going very well.. Me and me bitchie still very muchly in lurve.... Looking forward to the weekend!! :) xx



Thursday, December 01, 2005

Some answers...

Ello Everyone!

I hope thou art all Alrate?! I know I kept the last entry very vague but Im here to explain just a little more about what happened and why I had so many issues flying around in my head:-

Me and Richard possibly came the closest we have come to splitting up. We have finished two times before and both of the times it was his decision to do so but this time it was kind of more me that initiated wanting to maybe split up. I should point out that we are not split up, we are very much together but its just been a bit of a mess over the last week!

While me bitchie was away in Australia I was texting at first and missing him like mad. I didnt realise that he had no signal in a part of Tasmania that he went and when I was sending him really sloppy texts (of which there were quite a lot) he either didnt get them or they got lost in transit or whatever.. I didnt know this at my end so I just got thinking and thought that if it were me away and him over here, I would do things so differently with regards to contacting my other half...It just amounted to how different we were in personality and I started realising how neglected in some areas of our relationship I was feeling. To cut a long story short as I dnt wanna go into details, alot has happened and we are now in the process of mending our wounded souls. While Richard was away he realised that "absense makes the heart grow fonder" Where unfortunately it seemed to have the opposite effect on me. Both of us have a lot to forgive and forget as I ave certainly not been an angel and dont in any way want to make out that I have (AT ALL), but hopefully I can change now too and be more honest about my feelings etc etc and we can take a step forward together...

Over the last few days me bitchie has been a new bitchie and as well as been his normal adorable self has also actually been trying a lot harder with me. Its great.. Spose time will tell :) For now, we are spending the next fair few days together to try and cement us back together and then hopefully we can move on from there. Got to say that even after last night Im feeling so much better about everything. Bitchie, if your out there, I do love you.. More than you could ever know...And I still think u could be the one.. ;o)

Anyway, lets flush the mush.. What have all my avid fans been up to!? Whats Jasey poops up to?! Is my dykey tron still unsingle!? Is George best definitely dead (held on for a bloody while didnt he!?) think im going to bitchies mum and dads on Saturday for tea!! Chilli!! It gonna burn thee bitches off my tongue but I love chilli! :)

A xxxxx